Transcript:
Goat: This church is making it really easy to get ordained as a priest. They let you do it online.
Pig: Is that a good thing?
Goat: I don't know. I guess it depends on what kind of people apply.
Rat: Bless you, my son.
Goat: It's a bad thing.
BE THIS GUY almost 8 years ago
Rat will run a blackmail scheme out of the confessional.
Sherlock Watson almost 8 years ago
Someone had better fumigate the church — there’s a rat in it!
Templo S.U.D. almost 8 years ago
thank goodness I belong to a lay ministry church
Randallw almost 8 years ago
If you can call such an organisation a church. It’s not The Church. I’m not sure how confession works in protestant organisations.
knight1192a almost 8 years ago
I have a friend who did that. I’d say he was a far better priest than Rat will ever be. Also expected the first wedding ceremony he conducted wouldn’t last and he was right.
oldpine52 almost 8 years ago
It’s a very bad idea.
railwayman001 almost 8 years ago
Yeah, this is why the Catholic Church doesn’t allow priests to be ordained online or over the phone, or even in the mail for that matter.
blunebottle almost 8 years ago
Hmm…today’s “Pot-Shots” is kind of related.
alviebird almost 8 years ago
I have an online ordination. I’ve never used it, nor do I ever even give it much thought. It means about as much to me as the effort it took to get it.
juicebruce almost 8 years ago
Hum…….. that is one way to collar a Rat :-0
JusSayin almost 8 years ago
Hunter S Thompson received his Doctorate from Universal Life Church. It is an excellent institution. I submitted my doctoral proposal to ULC, and they immediately offered to waive their normal, stringent requirements, based on the strength of my proposal, and for a slight fee, would have granted my Doctorate of Humane Letters.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Vicious. Bigoted. Grasping. Yep. He’ll fit right in.
pschearer Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Did somebody sneeze?
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I’ve heard it said that clergy do more than lay people.
news almost 8 years ago
Rat is a SubGenius.
mortaur almost 8 years ago
Poor, poor altar boys.
laurac5800 almost 8 years ago
We’re f****d.
whiteheron almost 8 years ago
I didn’t know that Rat liked kids.
(Whaaat? Too soon? )
mail2jbl almost 8 years ago
This is terrible. Rat a priest? Next thing you know, they’ll be letting sex offenders be ordained as – oh wait…
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 8 years ago
We have an ex used car salesman who started his own church. Just bought a 3 million dollar resort to have “services”!
JusSayin almost 8 years ago
@cdward: In New Orleans, at LSU Hospital, (before) people with (nondenominational) ordinations, have used their parking privileges for a nice parking spot downtown, where parking is at a premium, to use non-hospital business. That was before hurricane Katrina, and I haven’t been to NO since.
I have seen people with the placards at Houston Medical center for parking to go to local businesses, the Medical Center is near the Arts Museum District, and again, parking is at a premium in downtown Houston.
I actually considered getting the TX placard when I was going for chemo a few years ago, but that really is a stretch to call it clergy visitation, and I did not do so. Most of the clerical spots were usually full anyway in the areas closest to my Drs.
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Oh, nooooooooooooooooooooo
cooganm Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I really hope they pick him to give the invocation at the inauguration next month.
Ermine Notyours almost 8 years ago
Are rodents at mega-churches still as poor as church mice?
Rev Phnk Ey almost 8 years ago
Welcome brother Rat
YatInExile almost 8 years ago
Who remembers a show called Northern Exposure? Chris Stevens became a minister after answering an ad in Rolling Stone.
tigre1again almost 8 years ago
Everybody say, “Never give a sucker an even break, Rat.”
Arionis almost 8 years ago
I’m guessing communion will be beer and pretzels at Rat’s Church.
Number Three almost 8 years ago
I’ve seen it all now. And I’m not sure I wanted to…
xxx
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 8 years ago
Lucifer is a fallen Angel, and Rat is a fallen priest!
Andrew Sleeth almost 8 years ago
If Rat’s in, it most surely is The Church of God the Utterly Indifferent.
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
It’s usually not like Goat to leap to conclusions, but I guess in Rat’s case we can safely make an exception….
glowing-steak32 over 7 years ago
The communion wine is now filled with brewskis.
alantain about 1 year ago
Well, considering the kinds of people who became Pope…