Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 29, 2016

Uh-oh — True’s juggling in the dugout didn’t go over very well.And what is Ken Brown’s problem? No one asked him to bark at his teammates.

He plays with his food and doesn’t eat it. Still wondering about the poss eating disorder story line.

Appears that R&W have adopted the Seinfeld model for this current plotline… much ado about nuting!!!!GrandPa Simpson

You know what we’d rather see, A Quad? You actually playing basketball in a game like you do against BKB. That would really be amazing.

So instead of working on his game, this Juggalo would rather juggle? Chainsaws my friend, flaming torches, bowling balls or even better, a combination of the 3. Then we might be amazed.

In all reality , I hear the Tears of a Clown playing .Hey guys, after practice I’m going to lather up and juggle bars of soap and whatever in the showers .

tcar-1, I agree, I was kind of rooting for the Lions but hoping the Cowgirls would lose. Luckily, the Lions turned back into the team they usually are in the 2nd half. I don’t hate the Lions, I’d like to see them win the whole thing someday. Just not in a year the Skins have a chance, too.

I really don’t like the way the news outlets up here are treating this game like they’ve already won though. The Stinkin’ Giants suck, but I’m sure they’d like nothing better then to knock the Skins out.

I predict BKB will not like them apples.

P1- Why is Moose Pelwecki agitating BKB? Why is BKB so protective Aagard? Why am I asking all these questions this week? Juggle apples? That’s nothing compared to a waitress juggling pitchers of root beer at the German-Polynesian restaurant.

Let’s hope nobody’s going to interrupt him. We are going to get treated to an entertaining show tomorrow.

Uh, Aaron? You might not like the way they give you them apples…just sayin’…

Looks like Aagard is going to skip college and try out for the Harlem Globetrotters.

Gil and Kazhole better start working on team chemistry, too many locker room lawyers…and BKB really has an attitude this year, he needs to channel his inner Wes Unseld and show the ’tude on the court, not in the showers.

FU aaron…how do you like ’dem apples?

Wow, P1: Thorp Classic Movies presents the Prison Lunchroom riot scene “Tell him his Mom’s dead”. Before Ellisbrkes gets a chance- P-2: As we prepare for a game of shirts and “skins” the a peal is to get to the core of the problem. Aas Aadam once said: “I’ll bite”. P-3: Watch in suspense as AQuad turns into St. John Bosco in R&W’s version of AQuad and Goliath.

or P-3: AQuad just named two A words. How many can you name class? Tomorrow we do Brown and Bend-over…

Evidently Milford is near the headquarters of the Rainbow Family and the “Burning Man” site too. How else could this many flaky characters keep showing up in such a small place.

Shouldn’t those be aaples?

And speaking of amazing…

https://twitter.com/SBNation/status/814156361919410177

That kid should probably be coaching Milford.

P1 – Oh no, looks like someone found one of the spy cams that I hid in the cafeteria ceiling. Time to clean my tracks.

P2 – Aaaaron makes his entrance, closely followed by his hair.

P3 – Aaaaron emulating his hero, Hugh Hefner? Based on the bathrobe he’s rocking.

And speaking of rocking, if Mopped Up Thorp is rockin’, it’s okay for you to come a knockin’. Umm, what?

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

If you check out the color version of today’s strip, it’s apparent that all of the students love apples, as they are all over the lunch table in P1. That or it’s a lame plot device to have a bunch of apples available for Aaaaron to either impress us or make a doofus of himself tomorrow.

It’s product placement. R&W are trying to put an i in team.

Is Aaron a fan of the Insane Clown Posse? Maybe that’s why he’s about to be a Juggalo.