Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for February 06, 2017

The whining media ?

It doesn’t matter what wine it is as long as you have a lot of it.

Not needed. You’ll get a hangover without the wine.

Vinegar?

Thunderbird? Night Train? MD-20/20?

Since the Trump family has their own winery, the answer should be obvious.http://www.trumpwinery.com/

Vodka

A cask of Amontillado?

“Return of the Living Red.” A wine for those who didn’t believe he’d rise up and win.

I think you need to consider something stronger, at least to keep on hand. So far, everything he has done is either unconstitutional or outright illegal, so it’s temporary. If he ever actually figures out how to be president, we’re in deep trouble.

The ones that have turned to vinegar.

The ones that pretend to be classy but are actually cheap rot-gut.

Acid with a PCP chaser, in a nice Merlot first, then a Chianti for the fava bean soufflé.

Whatever you pick, just be sure it’s fortified, and lots of it!

Any WHITE wine. Or maybe a White Russian.

MALbec

I would rather remain sober, for when his supporters start roaming the streets.

Definitely Mad Dog 20/20.