Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 12, 2017

I would . . . uh . . . hmm . . . maybe I’ll duck that issue.

Quack, hmmm, what was that doctor’s name again? Kwak?

Why a duck, Groucho?

“Pressed” as in under a large weight, unable to breathe?

In this Grand Guignol of orthography, the words are trivial, and the conditions difficult.

This includes taunting by waterfowl.

I would at least take a quack at it.

I remain, fixed in certainty of absolutely nothing.

Pish tosh!

Those of us honed by years of training in the art and science of public speaking would not hesitate to essay this feat! The trouble is, after years of reading sometimes less-than-fully-literate Comics Comments, my spelling has deteriorated to a point of unreliability. Still, I’m no quack!

Wanna buy a duck?

I would give a duck for a duck.

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Next up……The sound an alligator makes…

Ingest these placebos by mouth twice daily for two weeks. A follow up exam is required..

…first a goose, now a duck…

…pfft…the frog is going to the birds…

… sure make fun of the guy with dyslexia…

…you put a spell on me…

…the caption says Snuffy Smith…

… the photo says New York Times….

…thanks, now I have something else to keep me up at night…

My favorite part of any comment so far was “taunting by waterfowl.”

Little Known Historical Fact: “Taunting By Waterfowl” was a scene that was omitted from the editor’s cut of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

In Hagar the Horrible its spelled Kvack.

I don’t know, but you’re better at pronouncing it than I am.

Kwack…

K V A K

" Say the secret woid, the duck comes down, and ya win a hundred bucks. Right, George ? "

Quackity-quack, don’t talk back!

@daddyhc His real name was Sum Ting Wong !

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