Got to be the luckiest man alive. Cats just don’t herd, unless THEY decide. After all, as Mark Twain supposedly said, ’The man who decides to carry a cat home by the tail will receive a lesson that can be gotten in no other way.
Actually, this might disqualify him, because he’d have to report on something that actually happened. He might just wiggle out of it, tho, if somebody asked him what caused this odd feline confluence, and he were to chalk it up to an unusual outbreak of static electricity.
Actually, he’s OVERQUALIFIED, since he has actually seen something happen. B.S.Spiceweasel has NO CLUE as to what reality is, he just babbles whatever is on his script and makes up the rest.
GiantShetlandPony over 7 years ago
LOL, I’m more qualified than most of the orange hair’s picks, but that doesn’t make me qualified for any of those positions….
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
Just about anyone is better than Sean Spicer at this point. Even the Dog with a Blog.
somebodyshort over 7 years ago
I’ll bite. Who actually WANTS to be Press Secretary for that bunch of incompetence ?
Dtroutma over 7 years ago
Is that Paulie with his own “shoulder cats”??
Superfrog over 7 years ago
He’s just cataloguing an imminent catastrophe.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 7 years ago
If it’s true, he’s not qualified.
Gabryel Frost over 7 years ago
Herding cats or press choir ? Same thing.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 7 years ago
Best White House press sect. ever was was George Stephanopoulos during the Clinton Administration. He later went on to greater things.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago
Cat wrangler. This will be underappreciated. But the cats are good.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 7 years ago
You have to feel for Mr. Spicer, he has to explain the insanity.
sandpiper over 7 years ago
Got to be the luckiest man alive. Cats just don’t herd, unless THEY decide. After all, as Mark Twain supposedly said, ’The man who decides to carry a cat home by the tail will receive a lesson that can be gotten in no other way.
A Hip loving Canadian... over 7 years ago
What is sad is what passes for normalcy nowadays.
goblue86 over 7 years ago
After spicer made his first appearance as press secretary, Mika Brzezinski call it his “hostage video”.
Radish... over 7 years ago
Heck, he’s qualified to become president at this point.
tripwire45 over 7 years ago
Apparently some cartoonist is still having trouble letting go.
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 7 years ago
Actually, this might disqualify him, because he’d have to report on something that actually happened. He might just wiggle out of it, tho, if somebody asked him what caused this odd feline confluence, and he were to chalk it up to an unusual outbreak of static electricity.
Masterskrain over 7 years ago
Actually, he’s OVERQUALIFIED, since he has actually seen something happen. B.S.Spiceweasel has NO CLUE as to what reality is, he just babbles whatever is on his script and makes up the rest.
Cerabooge over 7 years ago
If I were attending one of those BS babblefests, I’d turn my chair around.
Godfreydaniel over 7 years ago
Not ONE comment about grabbing people’s………cats?
renewed1 over 7 years ago
Actually, he needs a selfie stick. Then he can mimic the previous occupant of the WH.
dflak over 7 years ago
To be qualified for this job you need former circus experience with a shovel and broom following the horses and elephants.