Keep your seat belt fastened.
And fresh, non-recycled air to breath! Well at takeoff and landing, at 35,000 feet, not so much.
A 350mph wind blast in the face…..Maybe getting my teeth knocked out and my butt dragged down the aisle was a better offer after all……Hmmm.
Wait until the gremlin shows up to unbolt your seats …
Ever see those photos of Col. Stapp in the rocket sled? You get to have those expressions for hours!
At least you’re not next to the crying baby.
Or even this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Airways_Flight_5390
Just don’t try to comfort your son. United will have you arrested.http://www.heraldsun.com/news/local/counties/durham-county/article152030327.html
I at first thought this happened when the airlines shortened the legroom to load more passengers and . . .POP!! one squeezed out on the wing.
Perhaps they will meet the gremlin that hangs out on airplane wings – as seen by W. Shatner on a classic Twilight Zone episode.
Calm down, Shatner, they’re not going to do anything.
I see that United has added a new passenger seating category…Complainer Class !
Hey, you can’t use the word… oh, she said “snit”.
“Oh snit, we are in for it now!”
Ah, the smoking section.
Stop whining, we have the best view
@linguist: Excellent
@linguist: perhaps those seats will be bolted to the ceiling… there’s some unused space up there…
But they still charged us for the luggage.
Just a minute, there, those are PREMIUM seats. That’ll cost you an extra $50,000.
Winning, landing face first on a Tarmac near you!
Of course, they are on the left wing, comrades.
Can you imagine how much extra fuel would be used due to that airflow disruption?
They will experience the wind called You die ah!
The GOP healthcare up graded seats.
reason no. 285 I will never get on a plane.
February 16, 2022
Superfrog almost 8 years ago
Keep your seat belt fastened.
Dtroutma almost 8 years ago
And fresh, non-recycled air to breath! Well at takeoff and landing, at 35,000 feet, not so much.
Enter.Name.Here almost 8 years ago
A 350mph wind blast in the face…..Maybe getting my teeth knocked out and my butt dragged down the aisle was a better offer after all……Hmmm.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Wait until the gremlin shows up to unbolt your seats …
Ever see those photos of Col. Stapp in the rocket sled? You get to have those expressions for hours!
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 8 years ago
At least you’re not next to the crying baby.
sparky1000 almost 8 years ago
Or even this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Airways_Flight_5390
Dani Rice almost 8 years ago
Just don’t try to comfort your son. United will have you arrested.http://www.heraldsun.com/news/local/counties/durham-county/article152030327.html
sandpiper almost 8 years ago
I at first thought this happened when the airlines shortened the legroom to load more passengers and . . .POP!! one squeezed out on the wing.
johnec almost 8 years ago
Perhaps they will meet the gremlin that hangs out on airplane wings – as seen by W. Shatner on a classic Twilight Zone episode.
Cerabooge almost 8 years ago
Calm down, Shatner, they’re not going to do anything.
Linguist almost 8 years ago
I see that United has added a new passenger seating category…Complainer Class !
Ermine Notyours almost 8 years ago
Hey, you can’t use the word… oh, she said “snit”.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
“Oh snit, we are in for it now!”
sbwertz almost 8 years ago
Ah, the smoking section.
garcoa almost 8 years ago
Stop whining, we have the best view
sandpiper almost 8 years ago
@linguist: Excellent
chromosome Premium Member almost 8 years ago
@linguist: perhaps those seats will be bolted to the ceiling… there’s some unused space up there…
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 8 years ago
But they still charged us for the luggage.
Don Hulbert Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Just a minute, there, those are PREMIUM seats. That’ll cost you an extra $50,000.
booga almost 8 years ago
Winning, landing face first on a Tarmac near you!
Fido (aka Felix Rex) almost 8 years ago
Of course, they are on the left wing, comrades.
Boise Ed Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Can you imagine how much extra fuel would be used due to that airflow disruption?
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 8 years ago
They will experience the wind called You die ah!
ahab almost 8 years ago
The GOP healthcare up graded seats.
tigerchik32 almost 8 years ago
reason no. 285 I will never get on a plane.