Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 22, 2017

I didn’t think that Fat Tony was in that kind of insurance.

Let’s all sing along!……..“Who afraid of the big, bad claims adjuster?….”

If they were an act of nature, Red Riding Hood would have a problem with that restraining order.

Aye sure and that’s not the first time I’ve seen a wolf in a suit. Ask any woman working in D.C.

If only pigs could fly…

He should have read the fine print.

Always use brick.

You didn’t pay the “sticks” surcharge.

Wasn’t to code.

Looks like the pig ate the wolf.

Hey, Piggy, that’s not an act

It’s a felony! Call the cops and sue the wolf for restitution! P.S. – Insurance should cover crime damage.

You’re a prey species. Get over it, pork chop.

Dunno about “nature”, but since that’s the wooden house, this must be Act II.

Sticks are cheap enough, insurance is superfluous.

Where did boards come in?

There was a house made of straw — hay bales, actually — down in Pensacola ere Hurricane Ivan hit. It survived without damage.

The houses built to Hurricane code survive very well. You can tell the houses that were not by their damaged condition around them.

Huffing and puffing are considered to be an act of Dog.