Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for July 05, 2017

What’s with all the bald patches in Milford high school kids? Do they get their water from Flint?

She elbowed him in the stomach and he got a black eye? How does that work?

Oh so now the tables have turned and the social media will be abuzz with Dafne abuse allegations? Will Cano come to her rescue and will we all learn a valuable lesson?

The explanation is simple. Either:1. Dafne hit Jimmy – The girls of Central City will hold up posters of Jimmy where Dafne goes.2. Gary hit Jimmy – Was upset for having to play this charade and became angrier when Jimmy confronted him. You wouldn’t like Gary when he gets angry.3. Ryan hit Jimmy – Well, he didn’t really hit him. Jimmy was approaching Ryan in an aggressive manner where Ryan was raising his arms and Jimmy accidentally ran into him. Ryan is remorseful.4. Jimmy slipped in the shower during…well, you know. Coaches told him to use the age old excuse of running into a door. Which coach is based on whichever coach is left-handed.5. The girls of Central City hit Jimmy – It was dark…since Jimmy was wearing his letterman jacket, the girls thought it could be Ryan (even though he hasn’t been in school long enough to earn a letter – they hadn’t considered this). Because of the lack of illumination, they knew that they could get away with it if they jumped him from behind. This one isn’t plausible.

So Gary clocked Jimmy because Jimmy put him in such an embarrassing situation.

I still think Gary is gay – Carrie is awfully cute. It also might explain why he’s so angry about the whole thing.

In all reality , Jimmy snuck onto the Milford Country Club to play some twilight golf and was hit in the eye by a rocket from their Fourth of July celebration . Meanwhile , at Milford High which is now a year round school word travels like wildfire that Double D Double Wide attacked him .

Unlike Gary, Jimmy would rather fight than switch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB6C3o_-RdE

What happened to Jimmy – jump to 1:28:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7p3RXLMGH8

Jimmy, Jimmy. You’re only supposed to throw the put, not catch it.

P1, Token Black Kid, “Dude. . . Did you get into a fight?”

Jimmy (The Shot Putter Though Now He Looks More Like The Shot Taker), “Yeah, with Jay Silverheels.” Think about it. Well, the ants on Jimmy’s shirt thought it was funny.

I’m gonna kinda go where SWEETG1 went. Ryan walking past Jimmy (The Shot Putter’s) house, sees Double D storming out with Jimmy in hot pursuit. Ryan, sensing an opportunity to get on Double D’s good side since she still has the Alyssa story in her back pocket, hence the bubble butt from yesterday intervenes by attempting to push Jimmy away and Jimmy, feeling a bit of remorse for using Carrie and Gary to get to Double D, repeatedly smashes his face into Ryan’s fist. Double D is so grateful that she tears up her story on Ryan which immediately causes her giant arse to return to a more normal size. The result? Peace in The Valley.

It’s one thing to have a black eye, but Jimmy’s eye is swollen shut. Dafne must hit as hard as Kenzie.

Menzie’s back in town!

or he walked into a door

P-3: CC meets DD

True story. A conductor friend of mine gave himself a black one time back when they still had cabooses on trains. The slack in the train hit just right as he was reading some waybills and his own hand popped him in the eye. He said nobody wanted to believe that one.

He got too close to DD’s DDs.

Stuff happens. What’s going on at the country club?

Stuff happens. What’s going on at the country club?

P1 – So the safety patrol is also investigating potential incidents of violence?

P2 – Guess he rather fought than switched. (See commercial posted above by bearwku82.)

P3 – DD seems stunned at the massive shadow that Carrie’s breasts are casting.

And speaking of casting, if you feel like casting aside any aspersions about today’s Mopped Up Thorp, keep them to yourself.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Wow, major plot twist. Didn’t see that one coming. Didn’t see that freight train from 2 miles away, either.

P 2.5….. you should see the other guy haha

You guys are all way off base. Jimmy met up with Gary, who was still pissed about having to pretend to like Carrie, but he isn’t a violent guy. He gave Jimmy his binoculars and told him to “check it out, you can see DD changing in the window using these.” Jimmy looked but didn’t see anything and left. Gary then chuckled, knowing Jimmy had fallen for the old “black ink on the binocular eyepiece” trick.

Kaz runs into Gary shortly after the above panels take place and orders Jimmy into the showers to clean up. Lets him know he’ll be in there in a few minutes to “check you out. Err, I mean check your eye out. Yeah, that’s the ticket.”