Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 29, 2017

The old Texas Longhorn crotch makes another appearance in p2.

Is Tre illustrating how high his rates are, how high above their talent level he gets kids to play or how a referee indicates a touchdown?

I don’t want to ruin it for everybody – spoiler alert – but I’m going to go out on a limb and predict that sometime around next Thursday Jaquan is going to reveal that Trey has been helping him rehab his knee.

Good one, Ellis!

In all reality , the Longhorn kid in P2 has a terrible stance. He should in all reality get some lessons , too bad Gil’s not around .

P1, So now you insult your clients with the prices you charge?

P2, Gil should be outside coaching up Cary Codpiece. With that swing, I doubt he came anywhere near making contact with a golf ball unless it was sitting on a T-ball tee.

P3, I skipped my doctor’s recommendation and called this idiot.

What is ridiculous is the number of times this ridiculous dude has to tell us how ridiculous his rates are….so OK I’ll bite and ask how ridiculous are they????

Did anyone need to have the eight elbows being an insult thing explained? R&W are insulting our intelligence right back.

The money you charge Trey is not ridiculous. Ridiculous is you will not grasp the timely lesson we expect GilPa to administer. With the showers sanitized over Summer break, expect Coach T to make The Don an offer he can’t refuse.

That’s the 2nd time he’s mentioned how he charges ridiculous money to train and coach kids…he must be real proud of this…what losers these two sunglasses on their head goons are….

P-1: Why is Trey preparing to punch his junk?

P-2: Um, legs together is for puts, you putz.

P-3: His goatee stayed in touch after Trey roughed it up?

The next time I’m trying to make a point in a conversation, I’ll raise both of my hands high in the air too.

Does anyone else get the feeling that this boring backstory is leading to an even more boring new story?

I do!

A Yankees player (note the pinstripe pants) is taking “BP” in panel three using a golf club?

I hate to inject logic here, but if I blew out my knee and was trying to rehab it, I’d go to a physical therapist, not an overpriced personal trainer with a degree in finance.

And of course his fees wouldn’t be covered by Obamacare, but they would be covered under the plan that our Senators and Congressmen have.

P3: I’ll wait right here for the next two days for him to finish his point.

Wait, I think we missed it. If 8 Elbows does the rehab, Jaquan’s new nickname will be the Centipede for his 8 knees. This guy is going to get tossed out of a lot of games but the Gold Bond ads will be impressive.