Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 24, 2017

Well, first post of the day and first of the week. Let me set the tone here……..THIS IS PRETTY STUPID!

Pelwecki stands idly by while these two doofus’ are ‘cutting his grass’ with Burnsy.

Great, the only way I can tell these two guys apart is the stupid patch of hair on the one guy’s head and the other guy’s chin, so they zoom way in in P3 to make it impossible. Yes, I realize it only makes sense if it’s the trainer talking, but that wasn’t my first guess based on the art.

Huh. Was that really long enough ago for Trey to graduate college? (I seem to recall he was headed for Charleston.)

TCAR-1’s post says it all !!!!

In all reality , Heather replies , it was nice chatting with you both but Moose and I have some serious training to do , so if you’ll excuse us we’ll be ignoring you both. BYE

So let me see if I’ve got this straight. To get Jaquan in shape for the NBA, this absurd coach and trainer takes to the football field. When Jaquan needs to lose a few pounds I guess he’ll take him to The Bucket. This makes at least as much sense as the peacock story, so when in Milford. . .

Umm, yeah. A few years ago, this guy was a bit player and now he has NBA potential?

Welcome to our world JaQuan. Time for you to buy a Mazda Miata.

Maybe this story line is a take-off on Dumb and Dumber

Sorry, you all missed it. Multi-plots are all rage. Heather can actually communicate, so she’ll restore the Tall Man’s confidence during the coming Football season where a back-up Fullback gets a chance to save Milford’s drive for second place.

What this story needs is a cocky little runt like Zip Gust (GT, 1959 baseball) to spice things up.

Did everyone else realize that it’s Jaquan talking in P3 so the trainer is the one being accused of having a mid-life crisis?