Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 31, 2017

It must smell great in that car. If he’s implying that her gender will hurt her in journalism, he’s way off base. If he means that journalism jobs are disappearing, that’s true.

Actually, football is probably in more danger of disappearing in Heather’s lifetime than dozens of careers she could choose.

Is there even a trunk on that car? I guess they were more concerned with baiting us with that sign.

Waiting for the jokes about Milf High.

Tru Standish shines tonight! Presbyterian vs, Wake Forest.

In all reality , SPLAT OUCH SON OF B***H WATCH WHERE YOU’RE GOING !!!!!

Given that she apparently knows more about 4-3s than 4-3-3s, I don’t think anyone’s going to hire her as a soccer coach.

JaQuan is the latest candidate for “That’s Incredible!” Fitting a 6’8" man in a Suburu Brat. Francis Asbury Tarkenton would be scrambling in this episode.

Maybe there’s some directional help inside that car since I could use some reading this.

P1, Right you are, Heather. Your old soccer coach made a couple of token appearnaces and has never been seen again. Mimi still makes a couple of quick visits during softball and basketball seasons thus getting more airtime in the strip.

P2, Looks like Marty started drinking early today. He just about tore the entire trunk off of Heather’s car. Luckily for him, neither Heather or Jaquan noticed the damge.

P3, Heather suddesly realises that Jaquan is right. At least she has a long and prosperous future ahead as a waitress at The Bucket. Until the robots take that away, too.

So to all you who wondered how I became the permanent janitor here at Milf High…

http://www.gocomics.com/fminus/2017/8/31?ct=v&cti=449713

Holy Upper Education Batman! Imagine, an incoming Freshman considering a different major?? Has that ever happened before?

Holy Upper Education Batman! Imagine, an incoming Freshman considering a different major?? Has that ever happened before?

OK, I just made a stunning discovery. You Chicago Tribune readers might remember that the Trib had a female sportswriter named Melissa Isaacson who covered the Bears for quite a while so I was thinking, Heather can combine journalism with football and become the next Melissa Isaacson. Out of curiosity (and to see how to spell her name), I googled her and guess what: she also went to the University of Iowa (where Heather told Gil she’s going) and majored in journalism!

She should go to the good ol’ “Sam Houston Institute of Technology”. Since that where this whole story line is headed anyway. (can explain if you can’t decode)

I’ve lost track of how many consecutive days that this idiotic story has gone on now, but they might at well just stick with it since each new story seems to out-dumb the preceding story. Hard to believe, but I predict that the next story will be worse than this one.

Yeah, at the rate we’ve been going, the peacock storyline was a Nobel Prize winner.

Every time I walk by one of those little Boo-braries I have PTSD. (I hyphenated it this time to avoid confusion.)