Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 14, 2017

(Starts singing) “We’re gonna walk down to, obnoxious avenue…”

Why are there only three crosswalks?

The cross-streets at the one corner of the hospital 4 blocks down from here only has a crosswalk on 3 sides.

Spousal Street and Nag Alley intersection.

critical juncture? more like the comments section.

I reached critical mass the other day. Walked into church, and one usher said, “Your suit’s dirty.” The other said, “And your breath stinks.”

It’s not the dress that make you look fat, it’s the body it covers over! LOL. Oh boy! I’m going to get a lot of slack from hefty women out there now!

Wow – it makes being outdoors just like being online.

I like, “Have you tried not talking?” I should use that one! :D

I have no problem getting dressed in the morning. I match the giraffes with the giraffes, the lions with the lions …

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign, Blockin’ out the scenery, breakin’ my mind, Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sign?

With thanks to: Five Man Electrical Band

I’ve never been so insulted!

Well you don’t get out much…

It’s your fat that makes you look fat.

Fess up time: inside out polo shirt or pullover sweater?

This is fitting given the South Park reruns showing the last week through last night. All about trolling and the lack of social interaction outside the internet.

They sound like trolls commenting on the internet.

I grew up right at this intersection.

Story of my life!

How about a sign in front of the White House?

“So, you think you’re the president?”

If you can’t say something kind, then say nothing at all.