The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 21, 2017

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    marshalljpeters Premium Member over 7 years ago

    “And, as usual, my little brother doesn’t want anything.”

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    Darsan54 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Aaaah, I don’t get it. I never eat at Arby’s (not snobbish, just prefer Wendy’s) so maybe it’s an inside joke? If it were Subway, I would think about foot longs……..????

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    AtypicalReader  over 7 years ago

    The only thing that comes to my mind is, “This little piggy had roast beef”

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    WoodEye  over 7 years ago

    Bigfoot joke? Toe Foo joke? Nailed it!

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    Egrayjames  over 7 years ago

    This little piggy went to market,This little piggy stayed at home,This little piggy had roast beef,This little piggy had none.And this little piggy went… “Wee wee wee” all the way home…

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    paul  over 7 years ago

    His friend just needs the rest room.

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    MNFATZ  over 7 years ago

    Thank you for brain sourcing this. It is too early on a Monday to think.

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    J Short  over 7 years ago

    Thank God I got here late.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Yeah, a roast beef. And put some jam on it.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Cue the toe fungus cure pop up ad…..

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    bookworm0812  over 7 years ago

    Oh, jeez. I didn’t get it at first.

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    BubbleTape Premium Member over 7 years ago

    and nothing to drink for the pinky toe.

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    daleandkristen  over 7 years ago

    I get on late…thank goodness for the explanations and laffs.

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Took me a few seconds, but the payoff was worth it!

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Sorry, no shoes, no service!

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    LoveBritTV Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Not sure I would’ve gotten this without everyone’s help here. Thanks!

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    UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Sure, but who’ll be footing the bill?

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    gopher gofer  over 7 years ago

    he’s outta luck – nor shirt, no shoes, no service…

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    Daeder  over 7 years ago

    Took me a while to get this one. Maybe if the toe next to him was saying “None for me, thanks!”

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    angelolady Premium Member over 7 years ago

    The groaner puns are the best, along with the comment puns……

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    Charlie Tuba  over 7 years ago

    This little piggy went to market, This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy had roast beef, This little piggy had pork!

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    Charlie Tuba  over 7 years ago

    Triple thick, triple thick, brown sugar bacon!

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