Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 25, 2017

If you really want to slow down the infected, you give them traps to stumble into and fall over and have trouble getting up. So much easier to brain them double-dead. Leave it all clear and they can just waltz in at their stagger speed…

Faceplanting while reading Facebook while crossing the street. The dumbing down of America!

Is that an eye phone 911?

Well, either the congress didn’t pass Danae’s petition, or this is Wiley’s fall cartoon.

Was that apt or app’ed?

That’ll learn him to watch where he’s going, and NOT his phone screen!

See Republican Party … later this week.

Well some of us enjoyed watching that!

Thing is he had at least 3 other possible knocks without the rope. Lots have a natural talent and do it without help.

A combination of a hip replacement and new bifocals will do it even if you don’t have a phone. I know this from experience. When did they make the durn curbs so tall?

That rope was probably put there by a lawyer.

I think that street runs in front of the White House.

Never try to go into Pancake Alley, lest you become one with the street.

But he seems to have faceplanted on the unmarked street that intersects with Faceplant Ave.

What about the evil Eggplant?

I wonder if the next bus stops there. Busted!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VASywEuqFd8

LMAO Good one for a change. No psycho-goth brat today

Appropriate name for a street. My all-time favorite street name is right here in Loudoun Co VA – It’s Warp Drive.