Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 22, 2017

Think of it like how many people signed your yearbook.

Today’s background music: “Mama Weer All Crazee Now” by Quiet Riot.

at least I (emphasis on “I”) don’t have a Twitter

“80’s man, Twitter followers don’t really follow and Facebook friends aren’t really friends”

“I’m going back under the rock.”

No, no… 80s Man is right. Most of them are creepy stalkers. They’re just not smart enough to figure out where you live.

“I will follow you, if you will you follow me.”

“Every breath you take. Every move you make. Every bond you break. Every step you take. I’ll be watching you. Every single day. Every word you say.” – yikes!

80"s man needs to pop the collar on that IZOD shirt! Stephen must have forgotten the style.

It always irritates me when GC users tweet their disgust with Twitter here. You’re doing the same thing.

I’m not anti-social, or asocial, I’m just non-social. I like people well enough, just prefer not to hang on their every word.

anyone else miss guard duck? just sayin, havent seen him or that cat in a while. or zebra.

Actually, what’s REALLY creepy is we now have a “leader” that thinks he can “govern” 140 characters at a time! With ample displays of the fact that “simplistic” and “moronic” are synonyms!

Ah, the Twitter Twatter of little Tweets!

Egad!

I prefer the definition that says, “A friend is someone who will loan you money, or help you move.” FB doesn’t count.

In that case I’ve got 3 “stalkers” on Facebook.

One of them happens to be a 4th cousin from Ancestry.com. She must have looked me up.

xxx

Someone recently said to me, “I couldn’t find you on Facebook.” I replied, “well, there’s a good reason for that.”

Life ain’t necessarily so sweet in the Cyber Age, 80’s Man. The art of thinking is largely lost to the frantic search for the Glib Tweet that gleans new Followers….

NOT followers in person!