Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 28, 2017

That’s why nobody want to tell him their confessions.

Sing along with Sherlock: “Every limbo boy and girl, all around the limbo world…”

good try, Padre

church morality IS immoral. it teaches that homosexuality is evil, that not believing in a god is grounds for eternal damnation, that slavery is fine until it isn’t, that blessings are reserved for only a select few for no obvious reason, and that blind faith and devotion is required by a vengeful and petty god.

More hilarity ensues later when a rat, a pig and a priest walk into a bar together.

Which is what he should tell atheists.

We have a very sarcastic cartoonist.

I once heard a Catholic Priest say “If you went to this Baptist wedding, YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!” “If you look at the wedding pictures, YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!” That was the day I became an atheist. Religion is about Power, Money and HATE!!

“Church” and “Morality” are opposite concepts!

Bad company corrupts good morals, therefore, Rat needs to repent and start going to mass or church. I would let him set next to me in church,However, Steve would be a whole different deal.

Darth, lighten up!

Well worth the read: https://www.amazon.com/God-Not-Great-Religion-Everything/dp/0446697966

“Priest”? Rat is Catholic or Episcopalian?

So on what part of the moral spectrum does that place pole dancing?

When has Rat ever adhered to the moral teachings of anybody? (Apart from his own infinitely flexible ones.)

I long for the good old days of Rev Flip and his “church of whats happening now”.

I’m an adherent of Frisbeetarianism: we believe that after death, your soul flies up on the roof and gets stuck.

Don’t confuse religion with politics just because the two currently share the Limbo dance.

Not sarcastic, Rat. Just humorous (a concept apparently foreign to you).

—Though you could take it literally….

Rat is the lowest of the lowest of the low.

xxx

Most priests are pretty low too.

Lower than limbo…

How low can you go? Hm, probably not as low as the catholic church. Or not as low as a priest going down on an underage boy. Ok, that was low.