Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for October 11, 2017

30 ceiling cats? Elvis is in full panic mode.

I just realized they’re on the secretarial.

Sir Figaro! I’ve missed you!

My high school Spanish isn’t as rusty as I thought, I can make out what the GN cats say for the most part but I’m glad we’ve got Burt on the job providing subtitles for when I get stuck :)

Waaaay back when I was in high school no one in authority seems to have thought Spanish was important enough to teach. Most schools in my area only offered German or French. Maybe if I’d taken the latter I could have understood a little bit of Spanish. How shortsighted! Thank you, Georgia, for broadening my world!

Listen to Tabitha, Figaro. She’s the alpha female, and she has caught the red dot!

Well we all know that Elvis is indisputable, so there MUST be 30 ceiling cats! ;p

Sir not Senor???

So … is Lupin just watching Elvis’s and Puck’s whiskers or is he feeling the vibrations of the 30 ceiling cats talking …?

Again loving the decorations, the Dia de Los Muertos papel picado banners, the Catrina skull topped with flowers, the hanging image of a sugar skull, and what I am guessing are orange and black raffia (or acrylic?) pom-poms. I’m going to make a Halloween door wreath this year with little folded / decorated paper skulls, and I’ll giving out some of these little models along with the trick-or-treat candy.

Definitely trick-or-treating at your house this year!

15-20 cats? where’d you get that from?.

Welcome Sir Figaro Newton & Tabitha, we’ve, somewhat patiently, been waiting for you to arrive!

Your darn tootin, (Sir) Figaro Newton!

Poor old Lupin wondering what the fuss is all about!

GN = GatoNoticias ? ¡Me encanta!

I’m so glad the ceiling cats have appeared. Thank you, Georgia!

When cats are running around, x 4 paws (3 for Puck) at great speed the sound can multiply. Especially during the 2am races. Then it sounds like more cats than there actually are. That is the math.

Yeah, when they chose, two cats can sound like an entire herd of elephants.

Ay caramba! ¡Un canal de noticias de gato rival!

(Subtitles On: Oh no! A rival cat news channel!)

Method of Calculating the true number of catsStep One: Evaluate the noise/destruction/disruption within the environment.Step Two: Estimate the number of cats you think would be needed to cause that.Step Three: Divide your estimate by 11Result: The actual number of cats present

Hola Figaro!

Ha! Gato news, you’ll never be able to beat Cat News Network! Because they’ve got the top bureaucats on board !! ;o) ;o)

I bet Sir Figaro Newton is an outstanding vocalist. Perhaps he was knighted for operatic excellence.

Okay, I archive binged when I first discovered BCN but don’t remember Tabitha and Figaro appearing until (SPOILER WARNING!) the basement incident. Is this material new or is my memory faulty?