Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 28, 2017

Methinks Pigita can’t help but lampshade the situation…

Forget it, Pig; I heard she has the Clapper.

Pig’s girlfriend’s mother ought to know him by now.

Watch how you phrase what you’re trying to do to someone’s daughter. I speak from experience.

All I can think is, if you used a 12V RV lightbulb and an RC 3S Lipo battery, it would be cordless

Pig certainly has the “gift” of saying exactly the wrong thing, at the wrong time, to the wrong person.

Yay! Pigita is Lampy…!

Once he gets the plug inserted, then he’s going to have to flip her switch.

The lights are on,but no one’s home.

Pig isn’t the brightest bulb in the package.

Lamp shades are very thinning.

Why is mom calling Pig instead of the person she’s trying to talk to? We already know Pigita has her own phone.

LMAO!

Now if Pig could costume himself as a post (as in “dumb as a -”), he and Pigita could go together as a Lamp-Post. Which, now that I re-read this, is as dumb as this posting. Thank you, Mr. Pastis. Now you have me doing it . . .

I still recall Pig dating another Pig girl, a golf player who lost her memento of a tournament in Virginia while they were on their date. He explained to her father that they were late getting back because “your daughter lost her Virginia tee”.

LOL! Excellent, Stephan. Excellent.

xxx

Oh, please, Pig, just get on with electrocuting that lard-lamp!

Wow … Pastis has done it again. Made me laugh.

I have to ask, though: Shouldn’t Rat be in the last panel pummeling Stephan with a baseball bat?

As the World Turns….her on!

I hope she isn’t eating or drinking and that she doesn’t fall. There are no armholes in that costume!