Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 06, 2010

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    pouncingtiger  almost 14 years ago

    Danae, listen to your father. He knows best in this case. Remember most of the wars were fought because of religion.

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    Sisyphos  almost 14 years ago

    Danae is precocious and cute, but still has a lot to learn….

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    Nebulous Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    The problem has always been the 11th Commandment.

    You know, the one that says, “Don”t get caught!”

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    kreole  almost 14 years ago

    Her “Version 2.0” is brilliant planning. When problems develop she can always upgrade to “Version 3.0”.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    I thought Moses dropped those last 5 commandments….

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    thirdguy  almost 14 years ago

    I just want to know what color ribbon I should wear to support this. (Hey, if this church is full of mostly chicks, I want to look as sensitive as I can!!!!)

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    cdward  almost 14 years ago

    Whatever you think of religion, most wars are fought for land and power - not over religion. Sometimes it’s used as an excuse or justification, but mostly it’s all just power.

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    retrorichard  almost 14 years ago

    I have just one word for you: Baha’i Well, OK two more: Progressive Revelation…OK, OK 3 phrases: One God (no matter what name or term we use for the Supreme Unknowable), One Mankind (even body parts are interchangeable;o}) and, One Religion progressively revealed (like the same highway, but God changes the road signs and number every millennium?) Danae Rocks! …you too, Wiley!

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    wicky  almost 14 years ago

    Danae is a little snot.

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    lsherris  almost 14 years ago

    “Remember most of the wars were fought because of religion.”

    Actually almost all wars have been fought for money and power. Religion has sometimes been used to motivate the troops and pacify the population.

    For the past century or so the religion of nationalism has been used for this purpose.

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    ..imagine no religion…it’s easy if you try…

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    nickmangieri Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    99.9% of us don’t know what’s really going on. The .1% who do own the media and everything else and want to keep us ignorant. The 400 wealthiest individuals in this country have a combined net worth of over 7 trillion dollars! How many are homeless? How many are unemployed? Isn’t there supposed to be some sort of social contract that prevents us from becoming the slaves of the elite?

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    Whatroughbeast  almost 14 years ago

    Revelations 2:9, Nabuquduriuzhur!

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    jster51  almost 14 years ago

    @fish stix love it! thanks

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    retrorichard  almost 14 years ago

    I have just one word for you: Baha’i Well, OK two more: Progressive Revelation…OK, OK 3 phrases: One God (no matter what name or term we use for the Supreme Unknowable), One Mankind (even body parts are interchangeable;o}) and, One Religion progressively revealed (like the same highway, but God changes the road signs and number every millennium?) Danae Rocks! …you too, Wiley!

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    MatureCanadian  almost 14 years ago

    fish stix, awesome, especially III & VI!

    Danae has the right idea, just think how peaceful Ireland could be.

    Can anybody read the sign in the fourth panel? No matter the magnification, still cannot read it. Thanks. ☺

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    TexTech  almost 14 years ago

    I’ll bet, FishStix, that you consider America a Christian nation. If so, I would point out that much of your rant is completely antithetical to the teachings of Jesus the Christ. I would suggest you read what Jesus (and the Hebrew prophets as well) said about the poor and the marginalized. If you would like to see your proposed document adopted, we would definitely have to stop laying claim to any kind of religious basis other than selfish self-interest.

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    HabaneroBuck  almost 14 years ago

    RE: Danae’s statement. Islam has no intention whatsoever of being recognized as the most peaceful religion, so her premise is off from the get-go. Islam is only concerned with submission to Allah.

    Christianity is concerned with Christ’s return to the Earth. I say, if there is a God in Heaven (I believe there is), let Him reveal Himself (I believe He will). Just watch out for the first one on the scene!

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    DonVanni  almost 14 years ago

    The primary virtues of ALL of the Abrahamic Religions are OBEDIENCE, and CONFORMITY whether these are explicitly stated or not.

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    MrRess  almost 14 years ago

    I’m really tired of the liberal=”I want everything for free” ad hominem attacks. I am very liberal and pro business. The best thing for business is a healthy and prosperous population.

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    pawpawbear  almost 14 years ago

    Amen, FishStix. Did you write that or is there a link?

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    celeconecca  almost 14 years ago

    Pat Robertson is rolling over in his grave - oh wait, he’s not dead yet. Or is he?

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    Ernest Lemmingway  almost 14 years ago

    Again with the polemics, socio-political rants, and the inevitable replies. Folks, what is so hard to understand? It. Is. Just. A. COMIC! It’s satire, not a serious commentary. So let’s keep the comments as serious as the comic itself. Like celecca did. :D

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    Jester57  almost 14 years ago

    Thank you for those words, aircraft engineer.

    @fishstix: What about those who, after years of acquiring a college education, getting a good job and working productively for years, got fired because the greedy bosses decided to ship the jobs overseas to maximise their profits, leaving their former employees with no jobs and no ‘golden parachutes’? All the thousands and thousands of those people who cannot find a job in this country right now because they’ve all been outsourced? Don’t they deserve some sort of help and support?

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Fishstix, et al. I have that Bill of No Rights in an email from 1999. It ain’t nothin’ new, no matter how apropos. And yes, I never throw anything away. Thus sayeth the Packrat

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    Can't Sleep  almost 14 years ago

    I think Danae has really hit onto something!

    If she could just get a show on basic cable, she could be rich by next March, and start building her giant cathederal by September.

    By the way, I’m always amazed by people like Fishstix, that is, the rabid uber-conservatives who keep reading things they consider ultra-liberal.

    If they really find it that offensive (and I’ve asked before) WHY do they keep reading it? Are they just masochists who love the pain? Or are they reading it to look for the secret code liberals use to communicate their hidden agendas?

    Either way, they should go comment on Newt or Rush or some like-thinking page, and let the rest of us enjoy the comics.

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    kpduty  almost 14 years ago

    You’ve got to love Danae’s dad… I mean he is so loooooooooong suffering. And, that, by the way, is included in the fruit of the spirit.

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    Lawrence Stetz Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    I think I just became Agnostic.

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    drmose  almost 14 years ago

    Danae (meaning Wiley) is saying that mainstream religions exist (at least in part) by using intimidation and veiled threats. The doctrine of original sin is intimidation, and hell is a not-so-veiled threat.

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    Mythreesons  almost 14 years ago

    @FishStix. I am puzzled about the part of your statement “liberals have government take what I earned from me, VIA THREAT OF CONFISCATION AND/OR IMPRISONMENT, so that they can give it….et al.” I can’t think of anything other than Imminent domain or failure to pay income taxes that would cause either of those situations. And neither of those would go into the welfare state. Hope you are still reading comments to explain that scenario.

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    harrietbe  almost 14 years ago

    Well, Wiley, you sure stirred up a hornet’s nest with this one. Amazing how we all look at life through our own individualized lenses. I always wonder about the childhood of people like FishStix who are so resentful of being FORCED to share. Do they willingly and compassionately contribute to the needy on their own?

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    GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    I’m with you 100%, Fish Stix. I left Canada for that very reason. No matter which Government was in place, we were over-taxed and over governed.

    Taking more money from me only takes money away from the charities I support, so that it can go to the Big Government’s mismanaged programs.

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    Mythreesons  almost 14 years ago

    I agree with Fishstix and Grog in that much welfare money is wasted, but much isn’t. Paying taxes is not the same as having the government steal it from you. It’s the law of the land, and has been since the beginning. At least we don’t have to quarter the British soldiers in our homes any more like our forefathers used to. I can’t believe you want the widows and orphans to starve just because no one but the government will help. Do wish more money went into education though. Night all, bet this is the last post.

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    lindz.coop Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    For all those griping about their taxes going for welfare, I don’t hear anyone complaining about the taxes going to fund the multiple wars we are in. And boy, look at how much good they are doing for us.

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