Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 22, 2017

Maybe a lot of Pig’s relatives are gay.

With Christmas dinner coming soon, he should be a hamophobe.

I thought a homophobe was somebody that hated it when two words sounded the same.

So many meanings, so little time.

I prefer unhomogenized milk.

My fear too.

People who use “homophobe” suffer from hereiophobia.

Oh crap, I spit coffee across my desk.

Such a good laugh!

Even Pig shouldn’t be THIS dumb……

“When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean- neither more nor less.”

“When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean- neither more nor less.”

“When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean- neither more nor less.”

“When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean- neither more nor less.”

@Garcoa, are you sure that’s NOT Humpty Trumpty??

Pig is right to be apprehensive, I had a homophobe once, and it bit me. I had to have it put down.

What if he doesn’t like medieval fantasy shows starting fighting New Zealand women? He’s a Xenophobe.

Even when its not about Trump, this comic manages to be about Trump. Heh. :)

I like being home. Does that make me a homophile?

Now I understand why there’s something called Pigs Latin

Shouln’t it be homephobe.

Shouln’t it be homephobe.

You keep using that word, yada yada yada.

Am I horrible for laughing?

xxx

Pig has learned the activist lingo. He just doesn’t know what it means. Pig may be priming for a run-in with “the pigs” if he stays on this course….

Even worse, Pig is a claustrophobe — he has a fear of Santa.

Hey, where’s today’s comics? Except for Garfield and couple of others, many comics aren’t updated with today’s strips.

What the hell does “invalidate my feelings” mean?

I grew up in a time when “homo” was a derogatory term for a homosexual man. It’s always pleasant to see Pig’s take on things; he’s so obliviously nice.

Who would fear home?! Not a lot bad stuff happens at home! Except accidents, maybe….

Sure, he might be a homeophobe, but he still does have stockhome syndrome