Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 08, 2018

“The president believes in making sure that information is accuratebefore pushing it out as fact, when it certainly and clearly is not.”

Oh, yep! WAY too credible. And we’ve even got a Paulie’s face for a change.

Where he encountered Pierre of the North, surrounded by Wylie Polar Bears…

It sounds like he suffers from bipolar disorder.

Does anyone ever think to ask Eddie how he gets his boat back each time following his (mis)adventures?

He’s not even asking for a round for the story….It must be true

Checking the alternate facts radiating from the executive mansion? Alternate realities? Multiple universes?

He makes more sense than Stephen (dead eyes) Miller.

In Australia we’re still waiting for him to turn up in Antarctica …

If you at the North Pole everyway is south.

If you are surrounded, any way is good – or bad, depending on the reason

Not too difficult to walk in a Southerly direction if you are at the North Pole. From there, all directions are South.

We’re just happy that the stable genius directs all his inattention elsewhere and tweets his hyperbole and vitriol at others, leaving Latin America alone. ( …except for Venezuela – but then, most of Latin America agrees with the U.S. on this one. )

…at least you’re safe in Ecuador….

‘“Credible” – They keep using that word…I do not think it means what they think it means.’

For now… Radiation from nuclear war knows no boundaries.

Logic puzzle: You walk a kilometre due south. You turn 90° left and walk another kilometre. You turn 90° left again and walk another kilometre. You’re back where you started. Where are you?

Trump is, quite literally, a pathological liar. He can’t control it. McConnell and Ryan both lie pretty often, but they lie for reasons of tactics and strategy to benefit their bribers (whoops, meant to say their “donors”!) If God told Trump, “I will ask you ONE question. If you lie, you will die and go to Hell. If you tell the truth, I will let you live.” Even in that circumstance Trump would lie!

Trump is, quite literally, a pathological liar. He can’t control it. McConnell and Ryan both lie pretty often, but they lie for reasons of tactics and strategy to benefit their bribers (whoops, meant to say their “donors”!) If God told Trump, “I will ask you ONE question. If you lie, you will die and go to Hell. If you tell the truth, I will let you live.” Even in that circumstance Trump would lie!

Eddie’s already a stringer for CNN.

It is not the possession of nuclear weapons that makes a nation dangerous, it is the government of that nation which determines its potential threat! I have NEVER encountered a cogent argument laying out a rationale for the prevention of any particular country of “getting” nuclear weaponry. And by that, I mean, I NEED an argument that Germany and Japan could not ALSO use to argue against “allowing” the U.S.A. to develop the first atomic bomb in 1945. Unfortunately, I am a FIRM BELIEVER in the adage “What’s sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander!” and all that adage entails.

BTW: Eddie borrows Trumps hitch of unicorns to fly wherever needed and pull his boat back from his “adventures”, and that’s a take it to the Trump bank fact.

INCREDIBLE!!!! I can’t believe it!!!

Not gonna get far without a coat at either pole, Eddie.