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Weâre just happy that the stable genius directs all his inattention elsewhere and tweets his hyperbole and vitriol at others, leaving Latin America alone. ( âŠexcept for Venezuela â but then, most of Latin America agrees with the U.S. on this one. )
Logic puzzle: You walk a kilometre due south. You turn 90° left and walk another kilometre. You turn 90° left again and walk another kilometre. Youâre back where you started. Where are you?
Trump is, quite literally, a pathological liar. He canât control it. McConnell and Ryan both lie pretty often, but they lie for reasons of tactics and strategy to benefit their bribers (whoops, meant to say their âdonorsâ!) If God told Trump, âI will ask you ONE question. If you lie, you will die and go to Hell. If you tell the truth, I will let you live.â Even in that circumstance Trump would lie!
Trump is, quite literally, a pathological liar. He canât control it. McConnell and Ryan both lie pretty often, but they lie for reasons of tactics and strategy to benefit their bribers (whoops, meant to say their âdonorsâ!) If God told Trump, âI will ask you ONE question. If you lie, you will die and go to Hell. If you tell the truth, I will let you live.â Even in that circumstance Trump would lie!
It is not the possession of nuclear weapons that makes a nation dangerous, it is the government of that nation which determines its potential threat! I have NEVER encountered a cogent argument laying out a rationale for the prevention of any particular country of âgettingâ nuclear weaponry. And by that, I mean, I NEED an argument that Germany and Japan could not ALSO use to argue against âallowingâ the U.S.A. to develop the first atomic bomb in 1945. Unfortunately, I am a FIRM BELIEVER in the adage âWhatâs sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander!â and all that adage entails.
BTW: Eddie borrows Trumps hitch of unicorns to fly wherever needed and pull his boat back from his âadventuresâ, and thatâs a take it to the Trump bank fact.
braindead Premium Member about 7 years ago
âThe president believes in making sure that information is accuratebefore pushing it out as fact, when it certainly and clearly is not.â
Dtroutma about 7 years ago
Oh, yep! WAY too credible. And weâve even got a Paulieâs face for a change.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member about 7 years ago
Where he encountered Pierre of the North, surrounded by Wylie Polar BearsâŠ
Zev about 7 years ago
It sounds like he suffers from bipolar disorder.
ccmills about 7 years ago
Does anyone ever think to ask Eddie how he gets his boat back each time following his (mis)adventures?
Varnes about 7 years ago
Heâs not even asking for a round for the storyâŠ.It must be true
Varnes about 7 years ago
Checking the alternate facts radiating from the executive mansion? Alternate realities? Multiple universes?
Ontman about 7 years ago
He makes more sense than Stephen (dead eyes) Miller.
keenanthelibrarian about 7 years ago
In Australia weâre still waiting for him to turn up in Antarctica âŠ
Randy Busch Premium Member about 7 years ago
If you at the North Pole everyway is south.
sandpiper about 7 years ago
If you are surrounded, any way is good â or bad, depending on the reason
William Bednar Premium Member about 7 years ago
Not too difficult to walk in a Southerly direction if you are at the North Pole. From there, all directions are South.
Linguist about 7 years ago
Weâre just happy that the stable genius directs all his inattention elsewhere and tweets his hyperbole and vitriol at others, leaving Latin America alone. ( âŠexcept for Venezuela â but then, most of Latin America agrees with the U.S. on this one. )
magicwalnut about 7 years ago
âŠat least youâre safe in EcuadorâŠ.
comixbomix about 7 years ago
ââCredibleâ â They keep using that wordâŠI do not think it means what they think it means.â
Radish... about 7 years ago
For now⊠Radiation from nuclear war knows no boundaries.
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 7 years ago
Logic puzzle: You walk a kilometre due south. You turn 90° left and walk another kilometre. You turn 90° left again and walk another kilometre. Youâre back where you started. Where are you?
Godfreydaniel about 7 years ago
Trump is, quite literally, a pathological liar. He canât control it. McConnell and Ryan both lie pretty often, but they lie for reasons of tactics and strategy to benefit their bribers (whoops, meant to say their âdonorsâ!) If God told Trump, âI will ask you ONE question. If you lie, you will die and go to Hell. If you tell the truth, I will let you live.â Even in that circumstance Trump would lie!
Godfreydaniel about 7 years ago
Trump is, quite literally, a pathological liar. He canât control it. McConnell and Ryan both lie pretty often, but they lie for reasons of tactics and strategy to benefit their bribers (whoops, meant to say their âdonorsâ!) If God told Trump, âI will ask you ONE question. If you lie, you will die and go to Hell. If you tell the truth, I will let you live.â Even in that circumstance Trump would lie!
Holden Awn about 7 years ago
Eddieâs already a stringer for CNN.
wellis1947 Premium Member about 7 years ago
It is not the possession of nuclear weapons that makes a nation dangerous, it is the government of that nation which determines its potential threat! I have NEVER encountered a cogent argument laying out a rationale for the prevention of any particular country of âgettingâ nuclear weaponry. And by that, I mean, I NEED an argument that Germany and Japan could not ALSO use to argue against âallowingâ the U.S.A. to develop the first atomic bomb in 1945. Unfortunately, I am a FIRM BELIEVER in the adage âWhatâs sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander!â and all that adage entails.
Dtroutma about 7 years ago
BTW: Eddie borrows Trumps hitch of unicorns to fly wherever needed and pull his boat back from his âadventuresâ, and thatâs a take it to the Trump bank fact.
1MadHat about 7 years ago
INCREDIBLE!!!! I canât believe it!!!
kaffekup about 7 years ago
Not gonna get far without a coat at either pole, Eddie.