Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 18, 2018

Panel 3, an activist has just landed on campus. OK, then, make the Mudlarks part of the solution, right?

Letting your burger get cold isn’t going to solve anything.

Tell you what crabby girl, how about next time you order they just tell you to go to hell. That should make you happy?

If they don’t bring you food, they’ll lose their jobs. How fair would that be?

Why do they have to work Jorge in gradually? Football season just ended and they haven’t played any basketball games yet.

P3 In Puerto Rico you say the word and they don’t don nada and that seems fair???

P1, We’ll work you in gradually, Jorge. First, a little towel snapping, then you’ll work your way up to loofas.

P2, And I hope the team can help you adjust to living in the 50’s.

P3, You call that food? This is The Bucket you’re talking about!

p3: They don’t want you grabbing everything with that giant left hand.

p3: They don’t want you grabbing everything with that giant left hand.

“We’ll work you in gradually, Jorge” meanwhile in P4, Gil’s devising the entire game around him. “Primo Supremo”…. is it lunch yet?

P1- We’ll work you in gradually Jorge, like the Just for Men hair coloring that I am accused of using. P3- Playing the role of extra girl at The Bucket in P3 is a young Diane Sawyer.

Paloma needs to work on her patter if she hopes to make it as a “cultural difference outsider”. How about, “In Puerto Rico, hamburger orders you!”

Another boring story for 3 months.

Another boring story for 3 months.

Another boring story for 3 months.

I get it State Championship Coach Thorp. Going to the Bucket, I learn the lingo…still not sure what’s going on in the showers though.

P4: “uh, son, you have to say the word AND give them money”

Why is Gil so patronizing to Jorge?

No tryout, but a hearty “welcome to the varsity”

Guarantee of more tick before the second practice even starts

Solicitous, unctuous comments like “I hope the team can help you adjust”, compared to the 4 years of abuse meted out to the likes of a Cortez Beecher

This can only mean one thing…State Champion coach Gil has spotted tremendous shower potential in the diminutive Jorge

Okay . . . here’s how it works. You like to be in America, okay by you in America, everything free in America, for a small fee in America.

Talk about Racist and Culturally insensitive! This girl is 16 years old and according to R&W has no concept of a restaurant. C’mon! It hasn’t been that long since PR was vacation destination. She’s right it isn’t fair.

P4: “you’re right…here’s your share of the bill…NOW it’s fair”

Sounds like Mimi is going to have to deal with a Debbie Downer this season (wah-wahhhhhhhh)

Sounds like Mimi is going to have to deal with a Debbie Downer this season (wah-wahhhhhhhh)