I was straight up with you. Why are you so crabby?
Well, online dating IS a good way to get crabs
If you like pina coladas . . .
Shouldn’t that crab be walking sideways?
She didn’t expect him to be so shellfish
Re above comments: ow, ow, ow.
Ivanka is that you?
It won’t work out. She’s a Virgo, he’s a Cancer.
Be careful…she’ll “WAP” you at any moment.
I’ve had worse dates. At least she can boil up some water and make a tasty meal for one!
On the San Francisco pier they have signs that say, “No Crabbing”. My wife and I looked at the sign, I looked at my wife for a second or two, and said “Bummer”. That earned me a punch on the shoulder, but it was worth it.
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Farside99 about 7 years ago
I was straight up with you. Why are you so crabby?
up2trixx about 7 years ago
Well, online dating IS a good way to get crabs
derdave969 about 7 years ago
If you like pina coladas . . .
Oxnate about 7 years ago
Shouldn’t that crab be walking sideways?
P51Strega about 7 years ago
She didn’t expect him to be so shellfish
Diat60 about 7 years ago
Re above comments: ow, ow, ow.
PO' DAWG about 7 years ago
Ivanka is that you?
cuzinron47 about 7 years ago
It won’t work out. She’s a Virgo, he’s a Cancer.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 7 years ago
Be careful…she’ll “WAP” you at any moment.
posstockhoarder about 7 years ago
I’ve had worse dates. At least she can boil up some water and make a tasty meal for one!
Jeff0811 about 7 years ago
On the San Francisco pier they have signs that say, “No Crabbing”. My wife and I looked at the sign, I looked at my wife for a second or two, and said “Bummer”. That earned me a punch on the shoulder, but it was worth it.