Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 01, 2018

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    bitsy twill  over 6 years ago

    I just watched a video of Mexican jumping beans having only ever seen them in cartoons. Apparently, Jorge is lying in a ball on the floor making slight quivering motions. And he has no arms. I can see why Paloma is upset.

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    chiphilton  over 6 years ago

    In many cities people call the newspaper to complain, whether it’s got any control over the situation or not. I always want to ask these people if they call their cable company when their newspaper doesn’t get delivered.

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    Bucky  over 6 years ago

    P1 I would be surprised if Marty’s brain is as big as a Mexican Jumping Bean!!! Seriously, can this story line get any more lame? P2 Is that a new iPhone 11 Slim Line or are her hands just that big? Should not put the date on her tamale!!!

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    Mr Reality  over 6 years ago

    In all reality , Jorge Padilla is an Aztec warrior tonight , he’s a bigger hero than the Cisco Kid ,must be the huevos ranchero he had for dinner. Se Senior this Amigo can ball says Marty !

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    TheBrownStarfish  over 6 years ago

    More proof that R&W read the comments. They stole my Mexican jumping bean line from yesterday.

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    TheBrownStarfish  over 6 years ago

    P1, Marty is so sloshed he can barely hold his head up. Looks like the ants abandoned his coat just in time before he passes out.

    P2, Who ya gonna call?

    P3, Fat lot of good that did you before.

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    bearwku82  over 6 years ago

    P1- Moonpie wisks a tear away after a random thought of Holly Dobbs.

    P2- PP must be kicking herself for not going to the game. Imagine her with a double fisted choke hold around Marty’s neck. Hence, a Caesar salad haircut with a tomato faced topping.

    P3- This little chickepoo thinks she can take down The Master of Milford Media? I think Moon got fired one time, maybe when he was dating Peaches.

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    James St. John Smythe  over 6 years ago

    Considering this is Milford, WDIG likely signs off just before midnight. Using robots to program and play overnight is still a few years away. As you can see by this video, Robots are quite capable of producing and playing music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As-iBOqACms

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    Mopman  over 6 years ago

    “Padilla drives the lane…OH! He smashes straight into the Jefferson center, charging foul. Looks like Jefferson built the wall, I wonder who paid for it?”

    “And another easy layup for Jefferson. Looks like Padilla was caught taking another siesta on defense.”

    Marty could drag this on for days.

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    twainreader  over 6 years ago

    Just what we need, MJWs

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    twainreader  over 6 years ago

    Marty;s theme song: Belize release me, let me go

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    wmac8898  over 6 years ago

    and there goes the Mexican restaurant account.

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    gzitver  over 6 years ago

    Has there been any suggestion of what WDIG broadcasts when Marty isn’t doing play-by-play or conducting passive-aggresive interviews with Coach Thorp?

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    Irish53  over 6 years ago

    She’s gonna call the station to complain? What? they don’t have social media in PR? Moon would be punked out on Twitter so bad by now if this story was realistic.

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    Mopman  over 6 years ago

    Hmm, what’s coming next? I’m predicting the Librarian organizes a picket protest of WDIG. And speaking of what’s coming, all of the Mopped Up Thorp strips right up through today are coming to your computer screen: https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

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