Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 26, 2018

Marty will also get “five pounds” if he screws around with Jorge’s name again, courtesy of sis!

Even still, giving him a mug that says “PIG” on it seems a little harsh.

I predict Marty will be surprised to learn Puerto Rico and Mexico aren’t the same.

Marty supposed, “Isn’t Puerto Rico a city in Mexico?”

In all reality , During his broadcast of tonight’s game Marty exclaims Posada and Aagar are really cleaning the boards tonight. Spic and Span already have 16 rebounds .

P1, From the looks of that overflowing bowl of oatmeal and that tiny spoon Jorge might not finish breakfast before the game is over.

P2, PP is going to sit home and record Marty’s broadcast on her Radio Shack reel-to- reel deck for evidence to give to Double D.

P3, Marty will broadcast the entire game imitating Jose Jimenez to help his pal John Denver make the sale.

Hah Hah! Immediately, this classic came to mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGa-QTAVlVQ

How hard can it be to sell advertising for what is apparently one of only two media outlets in the entire region?

Jorge take the win. Now she won’t be yelling at you from behind the bench.

What happened to Jorge? Is he Milford’s version of the Six Million Dollar Man? It appears he has a spoon instead of a thumb. I guess that’s all they could afford, call him the $62 man.

PP is right about one thing….Moon definitely is an idiot…

Well, what oh what is going to happen in this story? Let’s see, Marty will continue making stupid jokes about a high school player’s name, his sister will get more and more pissed, both teams will get losses they wouldn’t have, John Denver there will not get the restaurant account when the owner gets insulted, Marty will get yelled at by Gil and see the error of his ways, and then spring training will start.

And speaking of starts, I hope you’ve started reading Mopped Up Thorp by now. If not, what are you waiting for?

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

To enjoy Mr. Moon’s broadcast of tonight’s important game in Espanol merely hit the ‘SAP’ button on your radio.

HS baseball regular season starts this Friday for my great-nephew. I’m also pretty sure the NC HS basketball state finals are this weekend too.

So they talk and think in English!