Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 17, 2018

Marty seems too happy to see his boss.

I find PC loathsome, and especially when it’s used as an excuse for being a complete ass.

When I taught in Meade County. KY, they broadcast games on the FM station located in the area. The internet IS a good way to go!

In all reality , to Katrina , You go girl dream big ! With technology you can put a Puerto Rican on the moon ( no pun intended ).

“Everybody hates me. That means I must be right.”

I didn’t know Marty was one of the morons who thought like that.

P1, Better study up on baseball and football lingo too, nerd-boy. We’re going to eclipse the Moon!

P2, Marty can’t shake the EES anymore.

P3, Uh-oh, does this mean we won’t have Marty to kick around anymore?

Marty says “Oh man the MILFord Pussy Posse is after me bad”

Marty says “Oh man the MILFord Pussy Posse is after me bad”

Ohhhhhh, with technology. Well that explains everything.

P1- Milford & technology. Dane Doyle could market this concept. Celebrate today GilPa fans with a Shamrock Shake. P2 & P3- Whoever posted the fantasy of Moonpie owning WDIG, that fallacy is put to rest as Marty is undressed by a skinny looking Wildcat Maris.

P4: so you are a PC pussy too? P5: THAT’S POSSE!

P-1: If we can get just one person to tune us in we’ll cut his ratings by 25%

P-2: Oh, the body language! Marty knows he’s in trouble and hugs himself (maybe a little too tightly) before the Flee or Flight syndrome kicks in

P-3: With his defenses down, Marty relaxes his face muscles and reveals his secret Chinese ancestry

Radio personalities get fired all the time, some time the reason is “just because I want to”. So Marty was the nerd boy in HS to Gils BMOC and he resents it to the present day

Wait a minute? Marty has a boss? Has anyone seen him before? There goes my “he owns the station” theory.

The writing is on the wall! Look for Marti to be vacating his crap-shack adjacent to the bleachers and relocating to a storage unit only to resurface as a blogger covering middle school flag football and wiffle ball!

“Gol’ darn it Matthew!” Marty has that Festus look going in panel two again today.

I like Harry Truman’s definition of P.C.:“Political Correctness is a doctrine, recently fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and promoted by a sick mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of sh!t by the clean end! "

P1: So we, the readers, are going to use technology to broadcast games? She’s looking right at us.