“Hi, my name is Leo Pinko, ACLU lawyer. The constitutional rights of my client, Doctor Mordred, have been violated by the way he has been chained up and hooded like a rabid werewolf. Mordred is still a human being and is entitled to basic human dignity. How can he take care of his everyday needs such as using a bathroom? What’s that? Oh, Dick Tracy is going to be his official wiper? Then it’s OK with me. See ya later, judge.”
Youre killing time Locher. Cut it out and get to the point. Or are we going to sit here and read about how lethal and feared this man is until the New Year?
What is the point in saying that the killer has “no motives?” Locher has shown a weird obsession with motives, so is this going to be the plot driver? The FBI needs Thick to figure out his motives? “We have witnesses, and video tapes, and forensic evidence, and his confession, so we can prove what he did and how he did it, but he’ll get off if we can’t explain why he did it!”
What’s amazing is that Dr. Mordred is the most hated person in the US, but Thick hasn’t heard about his arrest. Why do Thick and Horn Hair chatter about things they already know, when they should discuss why the FBI wants Thick and the sudden albeit welcome disappearance of Testicle Chin?
“Youre killing time Locher. Cut it out and get to the point. Or are we going to sit here and read about how lethal and feared this man is until the New Year?”
I have a feeling that is what is going to happen.
Maybe even beyond the New Year.
the big problem with this particular serial killer is that he has no compassion, heart or remorse? he’d be an okay guy otherwise? that’s the reason he’s the most hated person in the U.S.? (except that tracy of course never heard of him until liz filled him in.)
“…without compassion.”
“Or heart. Just as I am without intellect.”
“Or a brain.”
“But what we both have is an amazing ability to come up with synonyms for what the other just said.”
In the low-budget version of the Wizard of Oz, soon to appear in a nickelodeon near you, Dr. Mordred plays the Tin Man and Tracy plays both the Scarecrow and the Cowardly Lion.
BillThompson said, about 6 plot holes ago
“What’s amazing is that Dr. Mordred is the most hated person in the US, but Thick hasn’t heard about his arrest.”
Ah, so you are supposed to believe–but Locher slips in panel two, when Tracy, who supposedly knows nothing of the evil Dr. Mordred, volunteers the info that he has no heart. How does Macy know this? Obviously, he and Mordred have history together… like maybe Mordred was the bully on Macy’s second-grade playground, dispensing wedgies without compassion (or heart)…
Re motives–maybe we should stop wondering about the good doctor’s, and inquire as to those of the police. My prediction: while they have a circumstantial (and perhaps even circumcisional) case against Mordred, they need an actual witness to a crime to guarantee a conviction. So they plan to toss an expendable body into the cell with him and videotape the resulting carnage. But which expendable body? The D-cubed series demonstrated that the FBI, CIA, etc., are modestly competent, and neither Horn Hair nor Testicle Chin are dumb enough to step into the cell with the killer. Which leaves….
We’re only four days into this story, and already there’s nothing Locher can do to redeem it. Why call a local police detective in after the killer is already caught and in jail?
Admitted, this is the only way Tracy can’t screw it up….
No, Thick! You are wrong! HOME DEPOT loves him! Looks like they sold out of chain on him. Macy had better change his attitude about the good doctor; they are fixing to go on a Honeymoon, and guess who’s gonna be Mrs. Mordred?
BillThompson, Dick hasnt heard of his arrest because he was too busy running in fear from common criminals and avoiding newspapers. Dick should just walk in the FBI room, see Dr Mordred and run for cover thereby ending this horrible arc. Because lets be honest, this isnt going to get any better.
Dr, Midnight this was doomed from Day 1! Now we will spend the next 2 weeks rehashing all this.and just maybe by Christmas Tracy will finally find out what the bleep he is suppose to help the FBI (Federal Bureau of Idiots)!
He got his Doctorate along with Dr. Dre. Same school, and both attained the honor of Magna C. Laude. The graduation speech (sermon) was delivered by none other than Pimp C. (the bleeper bleeped the middle word of the honorary award)
Aren’t net nannies fun? They’re just machines and can’t tell the difference between a real naughty word and a word that isn’t naughty in the context but would be elsewhere.
Mordred must be some tough guy if he has to be chained like that. About having no kin: If by chance Locher brought him to today’s time from the King Arthur times, he wouldn’t have living relatives. None from his time, at any rate. He had no offspring in the original story, so he’s pretty much alone.
Maybe he’s into the “bondage” thing. S&M. Macy will have fun being his cellmate. Macy asks Dr. Mordrid, “You think they’ll let me bring my mousetraps?”
I figure Mordred’s full academic credentials must read “Mordred, BS, Ph. D,” because this BS will get Piled Higher & Deeper.
I can’t wait for Locher to contradict everything that is known about the behavior and psychology of serial killers. The bad Doctor will have a gang, will vary his technique and choose wildly different types of victims. He’ll be highly educated and wear a distinctive costume. He’ll be an escape artist because that’s what Hannibal Lecter did.
I’d suggest that the FBI wants Thick to offer advice on how to hold and interrogate a criminal; they want it because they realize Thick’s advice will be so cabbage-head stupid that reversing it will give them what they really need to know. However that would require Locher to admit that Thick is utterly incompetent.
No remorse, no motives, no kin, no compassion, no heart – but does he have any CHAINS? He could open a hardware store! Or a medieval dungeon museum – with a gift shop. There’s good money in that….
Eventually the weekly revelation will be that Mordred tortures his victims to death by forcing them to read two of Locher’s daily strips at one sitting. He’d make it three strips and a Sunday page, but that would be too quick.
Do they really need all those heavy chains? If Dr. Mordred is confined to a cell, why does he need such as that? Or, wouldn’t handcuffs do the job? If he’s already been captured, why does the FBI require Dick Tracy’s assistance? Perhaps Agent Ennen told them about Tracy’s heroic feats when they were trapped in the Tiger’s cage!
Bill Thompson over 13 years ago
Santa Maria! Es Mongo!
No, I guessed right about Locher making a personal appearance in the strip–but panel #3 shows too much information about his private life.
Steve Bartholomew over 13 years ago
And his real name is Dick Chainy.
Panel-Panner over 13 years ago
“Hi, my name is Leo Pinko, ACLU lawyer. The constitutional rights of my client, Doctor Mordred, have been violated by the way he has been chained up and hooded like a rabid werewolf. Mordred is still a human being and is entitled to basic human dignity. How can he take care of his everyday needs such as using a bathroom? What’s that? Oh, Dick Tracy is going to be his official wiper? Then it’s OK with me. See ya later, judge.”
Panel-Panner over 13 years ago
Does anyone have any new info on this?
http://bit.ly/ftO0Ev
leakysqueaky712 over 13 years ago
Kim Jong-ils’ son??
mrbribery over 13 years ago
No kin? Maybe he murdered them all!
No heart? We’re off to see the wizard!
FLIGHT SUIT over 13 years ago
From the article Panel-Panner linked to:
“The company claimed that as Beatty had not made any ‘productive use’ of the brand, the rights should be handed back to Tribune…”
Yeah, ‘cause this dreck that we see every day is “productive use.”
FLIGHT SUIT over 13 years ago
If productive use is the litmus test, Tribune should have lost all rights to the franchise a long time ago.
Bill Thompson over 13 years ago
Panel-Panner, I can’t find anything recent about Beatty’s suit. The whole matter may be in abeyance because TMS is still in Chapter XI protection.
Midnite over 13 years ago
Youre killing time Locher. Cut it out and get to the point. Or are we going to sit here and read about how lethal and feared this man is until the New Year?
Bill Thompson over 13 years ago
You’d think the FBI could dig up a set of handcuffs, instead of borrowing Locher’s private toys.
Bill Thompson over 13 years ago
What is the point in saying that the killer has “no motives?” Locher has shown a weird obsession with motives, so is this going to be the plot driver? The FBI needs Thick to figure out his motives? “We have witnesses, and video tapes, and forensic evidence, and his confession, so we can prove what he did and how he did it, but he’ll get off if we can’t explain why he did it!”
OldTracy over 13 years ago
This is a good change from all those stories we usually see here about killers with compassion and a heart. NOT!
Bill Thompson over 13 years ago
What’s amazing is that Dr. Mordred is the most hated person in the US, but Thick hasn’t heard about his arrest. Why do Thick and Horn Hair chatter about things they already know, when they should discuss why the FBI wants Thick and the sudden albeit welcome disappearance of Testicle Chin?
OzzieJohn over 13 years ago
NVash said,
“Youre killing time Locher. Cut it out and get to the point. Or are we going to sit here and read about how lethal and feared this man is until the New Year?”
I have a feeling that is what is going to happen. Maybe even beyond the New Year.
billdi Premium Member over 13 years ago
the big problem with this particular serial killer is that he has no compassion, heart or remorse? he’d be an okay guy otherwise? that’s the reason he’s the most hated person in the U.S.? (except that tracy of course never heard of him until liz filled him in.)
Araldite over 13 years ago
How does no kin get in there? That doesn’t make someone a bad person.
JCFremont over 13 years ago
“He has no remorse, no motives and no kin. Nice manicure, though.”
prrdh over 13 years ago
“…without compassion.” “Or heart. Just as I am without intellect.” “Or a brain.” “But what we both have is an amazing ability to come up with synonyms for what the other just said.”
In the low-budget version of the Wizard of Oz, soon to appear in a nickelodeon near you, Dr. Mordred plays the Tin Man and Tracy plays both the Scarecrow and the Cowardly Lion.
puddleglum1066 over 13 years ago
BillThompson said, about 6 plot holes ago “What’s amazing is that Dr. Mordred is the most hated person in the US, but Thick hasn’t heard about his arrest.”
Ah, so you are supposed to believe–but Locher slips in panel two, when Tracy, who supposedly knows nothing of the evil Dr. Mordred, volunteers the info that he has no heart. How does Macy know this? Obviously, he and Mordred have history together… like maybe Mordred was the bully on Macy’s second-grade playground, dispensing wedgies without compassion (or heart)…
Re motives–maybe we should stop wondering about the good doctor’s, and inquire as to those of the police. My prediction: while they have a circumstantial (and perhaps even circumcisional) case against Mordred, they need an actual witness to a crime to guarantee a conviction. So they plan to toss an expendable body into the cell with him and videotape the resulting carnage. But which expendable body? The D-cubed series demonstrated that the FBI, CIA, etc., are modestly competent, and neither Horn Hair nor Testicle Chin are dumb enough to step into the cell with the killer. Which leaves….
idarke over 13 years ago
All of these statements - no remorse, no kin etc - will be either ignored or contradicted by Dec 20th. This strip needs a fast forward button.
Dr. Midnight over 13 years ago
We’re only four days into this story, and already there’s nothing Locher can do to redeem it. Why call a local police detective in after the killer is already caught and in jail?
Admitted, this is the only way Tracy can’t screw it up….
Morrow Cummings over 13 years ago
No, Thick! You are wrong! HOME DEPOT loves him! Looks like they sold out of chain on him. Macy had better change his attitude about the good doctor; they are fixing to go on a Honeymoon, and guess who’s gonna be Mrs. Mordred?
runar over 13 years ago
If anybody asked me, I’d say that compassion and heart are the same thing.
Midnite over 13 years ago
BillThompson, Dick hasnt heard of his arrest because he was too busy running in fear from common criminals and avoiding newspapers. Dick should just walk in the FBI room, see Dr Mordred and run for cover thereby ending this horrible arc. Because lets be honest, this isnt going to get any better.
margueritem over 13 years ago
Newenglandah said, 14 minutes ago
So does Dr. Mordred have an MD, a DDS, or a PhD?
Love it.
runar over 13 years ago
More likely an LLD or MBA.
JPBecker over 13 years ago
Dr, Midnight this was doomed from Day 1! Now we will spend the next 2 weeks rehashing all this.and just maybe by Christmas Tracy will finally find out what the bleep he is suppose to help the FBI (Federal Bureau of Idiots)!
Morrow Cummings over 13 years ago
He got his Doctorate along with Dr. Dre. Same school, and both attained the honor of Magna C. Laude. The graduation speech (sermon) was delivered by none other than Pimp C. (the bleeper bleeped the middle word of the honorary award)
mjmsprt40 over 13 years ago
Aren’t net nannies fun? They’re just machines and can’t tell the difference between a real naughty word and a word that isn’t naughty in the context but would be elsewhere.
Mordred must be some tough guy if he has to be chained like that. About having no kin: If by chance Locher brought him to today’s time from the King Arthur times, he wouldn’t have living relatives. None from his time, at any rate. He had no offspring in the original story, so he’s pretty much alone.
woodworker318 over 13 years ago
Maybe Doctor Mordred, is the ghost of Christmas past with all the chains looking for Scrooge.
trekkermint over 13 years ago
wow first he arrests triple d for something next, capture a captured guy? followed by the case of the lost sock
Morrow Cummings over 13 years ago
Maybe he’s into the “bondage” thing. S&M. Macy will have fun being his cellmate. Macy asks Dr. Mordrid, “You think they’ll let me bring my mousetraps?”
Bill Thompson over 13 years ago
I figure Mordred’s full academic credentials must read “Mordred, BS, Ph. D,” because this BS will get Piled Higher & Deeper.
I can’t wait for Locher to contradict everything that is known about the behavior and psychology of serial killers. The bad Doctor will have a gang, will vary his technique and choose wildly different types of victims. He’ll be highly educated and wear a distinctive costume. He’ll be an escape artist because that’s what Hannibal Lecter did.
I’d suggest that the FBI wants Thick to offer advice on how to hold and interrogate a criminal; they want it because they realize Thick’s advice will be so cabbage-head stupid that reversing it will give them what they really need to know. However that would require Locher to admit that Thick is utterly incompetent.
CougarAllen over 13 years ago
No remorse, no motives, no kin, no compassion, no heart – but does he have any CHAINS? He could open a hardware store! Or a medieval dungeon museum – with a gift shop. There’s good money in that….
-Cougar :{)
ponytail56 over 13 years ago
mordred has far more compassion for his victims than locher does for his readers, so whom is more dreded
Bill Thompson over 13 years ago
Eventually the weekly revelation will be that Mordred tortures his victims to death by forcing them to read two of Locher’s daily strips at one sitting. He’d make it three strips and a Sunday page, but that would be too quick.
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ over 13 years ago
Do they really need all those heavy chains? If Dr. Mordred is confined to a cell, why does he need such as that? Or, wouldn’t handcuffs do the job? If he’s already been captured, why does the FBI require Dick Tracy’s assistance? Perhaps Agent Ennen told them about Tracy’s heroic feats when they were trapped in the Tiger’s cage!