Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 07, 2018

At least Larry doesn’t have to brush his teeth tonight.

Maybe that’s why I don’t like watermelon candy, reminds me of soap taste.

Soap taste like S-Bomb.

Well done, Junior.

I’m surprised that we didn’t get a visit from the Comic Censor.

Lucky he didn’t drop the A-Bomb.

Zeeba taste much better.

Good thing it wasn’t D bomb.

Love Larry; He’s the Homer Simpson of Inept predators. Right up there with Wylie Coyote!

I don’t care what he might say. It’s nice to see him again.

YAY!! CROCS!!!

Does this mean this is a soap opera now?

Love the Crocs.

Maybe he should have used numbers instead to label them?

LMAO!

What would she have done if he dropped the C-bomb?

He was hoisted by Junior’s petard.

My bumper sticker: X-bomb your I-bomb Z-bomb. (not really).

Come to think of it, McCain wanted to drop an I-bomb; " ♫ Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb bomb Iran ♫".

Given the current social and political climate, I’m surprised that all classes involving the military, history or otherwise, haven’t been banned.

Would that were so.

If history has shown us one thing, it’s that societies don’t seem to learn from history.

Trust me, it’s not pleasant having your mouth washed out with soap.

Many, many, many, years ago my mother and I visited my grandmother’s house and I was playing with the spelling blocks. Well, I spelled the “S” word and was summarily escorted to the bathroom. A date with the soap bar awaited me. I protested as I said that I spelled out the word, not was it. The judge, my mother, was not impressed.

Larry probably drops the “F” bomb frequently when he’s not home. That’s because he doesn’t know his “A” bomb from his “E” bomb.

Havent they watched A Christmas Story and learned about soap poisoning?

Pastis – the master of puns!

Early in the morning for me. I didn’t see this one coming. Got a really good laugh. I’m awake now! Thanks.

If Larry dropped both the D-bomb and the A-bomb would that make him DA bomb?

Why is that harmless little word, that everyone knows and many people use, which refers to a natural human activity, considered a bomb? Bombs blow things up and kill and injure people. That word riles up idiots and prudes like the “comic censors,” and that’s all. It’s not a bomb.

Looks like Larry is into the Tide Pod Challenge!

Junior is bound to drop out after his grades bomb.

Also, what type of bomb would Wile E. Coyote use?

So why do all the bombs from different periods look exactly alike?

And finally, someone had his phraser set on “stunned”.

Thanks, Stephen. That’s the best laugh I’ve had all day.

“MAD CROC! MAD CROC!”

(4:15 pm, and none of you thought of that one?)

Everyone picks on Larry. But it was Junior who spoke out thoughtlessly and Patty who over-reacted so swiftly.

Can I get a little Pity Party for Larry Croc?

CROCS !!!!

If Junior had created 14 bombs, Larry could have dropped the N-Bomb instead.

LOL!! I’ve dropped the F-Bomb, but my F-Bomb stands for “Funny”! Btw, do swearers get punished with soap in the mouth anymore? I agree with Larry, soap tastes F-Bombing awful.

This strip is awesome… LMAO