Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 20, 2018

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 6 years ago

    For computers you reboot. For spirits, do you re-tub???

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    cubswin2016  over 6 years ago

    This is one of the most annoying things about a computer.

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    jpayne4040  over 6 years ago

    And the incantations won’t work nearly as well as they did before the updates!

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    Buck B  over 6 years ago

    Windows Tub.1

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 6 years ago

    The MS Creator/Destroyer updates take 3-5 hours depending on how many MS employees are laffing over keeping you from doing anything on your computer. If you turn off the computer mid update, you are toast. Even if you succeed on the update, things will STOP WORKING!

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    Qiset  over 6 years ago

    Just one more reason why I use the magic of Linux

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    comixbomix  over 6 years ago

    This is why i got an iCauldron…

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    bsisler21  over 6 years ago

    Critical updates…aka government surveillance.

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    somebodyshort  over 6 years ago

    Has anyone ever figured out the cost to the economy every time a critical update is issued? Multi that 5 hrs times the number of computers. And every one of those critical updates is followed by a critical update for every application that used the first one. It’s a viscous circle

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    Cerabooge  over 6 years ago

    My wife is installing updates on her iPhone and iPad almost every day. I never update. Guess who has the fewest problems?

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    scaeva Premium Member over 6 years ago

    That’s why it’s called, “Windon’t.”

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    BiathlonNut  over 6 years ago

    “Windoze” – explains what you are able to do during updates.

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    chienetfou  over 6 years ago

    Critical Update: the number two reason not to “upgrade” to Windows 10. When they kill W7 and W8.1 like they did XP, all my machines are going to Linux.

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    dgmiller  over 6 years ago

    Still hanging onto W7 here!

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    ElGato  over 6 years ago

    Very reluctant to upgrade from Win 7 to Win 10. I finally did (after about 2 months), didn’t like it. Went back to Win 7. After a couple of months more I went back to Win 10. Again, didn’t like it. Two more month with Win 7, went back to Win 10. Now I’m comfortable with Win 10. Works great with my desktop and laptop. Updates don’t really interfere with anything I do.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 6 years ago

    Magick itself functions like verbal programs also use of symbology to induce a program (spell) and utilization of ambient energy to carry it out.

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Got a new tv delivered/installed/set up today…5 minutes after the tech left, it stopped working. It wanted to do an UPDATE! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Is nothing safe????

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