Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 26, 2018

This is a Gil Thorp story, Dafne. It will get a lot worse.

Eeesh, that was two years ago now. How many seniors hang around sophs?

And it gets worse: her recently-purchased SwiftiMart brand bread and milk were never recovered from the wreckage

And it gets worse: her death spawned a spate of little free libraries filled with nothing but religious pamphlets, old People magazines, and a few coverless paperbacks

Intense just isn’t the right word here. Angry, bitter, foul-tempered, disillusioned, cynical, spiteful, etc. But intense?

P1, Double D and Carrie Hobson are still at Milford? Somebody needs to investigate the graduation rate there.

P2, If Milford was in Arizona there’s a good chance Del would be serving his sentence in tents.

P3, And it gets worse. 6 more months until football practice starts.

And it gets worse-The cleaning solvent order that was darned near doubled never got delivered

I bet Delbert’s not screaming “Tally Ho” in the shower or the prison yard.

And it gets worse- her boyfriend is buried as the #6 QB on the depth chart at Wake Forest

…and nothing more became of the industrial solvent plotline that sparked a large amount of interest.

And it gets worse: Selasky’s Supper Club lost their liquor license for overserving Barry’s father, causing a rapid decline in business leading to its eventual closure which in turn caused a spike in unemployment, resulting in an epidemic of cafeteria apple-juggling by hungry kids

Just to be clear, the kid in P2 is not a continuation of the kid in P1. Correct?

…and it gets worse: Rubin and Wigham have written me back into the script for this story

and it gets worse because she’s wrong, we were never told who killed Laura Palmer, er Bo Radley. Fake news hits Gill Thorp. R&W could lose all their credibility.

…and it gets worse…somebody walked across the gym floor with black-soled shoes! (Well, maybe this one has a limited audience.)

P1 – That’s not very nice. Why is the kid asking the question giving them the finger? And is that girl sucking blood out of Paul’s back with a straw?

P3 – Are they doing the tomahawk chop?