Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 30, 2018

And there’s a double N in “ennoblers”…

“Tell them what we think, it can’t make things any worse.” Tell it to Roseanne…

Where can I get an ANOS laptop?

“My dad got a DUI and some stupid cow of a judge might send him to jail!…Even though it’s his first DUI. Somebody ought to smack the ugly cow.” Pretty sure we already know what he thinks.

P1- How much did SONY pay R & W for the product placement?

P2 – Mopman is moonlighting, either working for the Baders on a per diem or comforting Mrs. Bader and wiping up his own tarter sauce….that floor is gleaming!

P3 – BB hoists a heapin’ spoon of hearty Cream O’ Wheat into his freckle flecked maw as his mother, former vaudevillian Vivian Vance (that’s the rare triple “V”) observes…

Barry Bader’s older brother, Harrison, hit a homer Tuesday night for the Cardinals in a win over the Brewers. It’s strange Barry never brags about having a brother in the big leagues.

It’s now two years since the wreck that killed Boo. Where was all this attention last season? And again, this is not a high school paper as I knew them. A classmate of mine killed himself junior year, and there was certainly no mention of it in the Cardinal and White, much less an interview with his mother.

Chip, we also had a death. He got a page in the yearbook with a vague poem but nothing in the school paper.

“It can’t make things any worse.” “You’re right, Captain, we can easily steer around that iceberg.”

Spoiler Alert….Mrs. Bader and Marty Moon have been hooking up since Del’s incarceration…story about to break

P1, Speaking of parents, why not interview Boo’s mother, too. After all, if she hadn’t had Boo stop at the Swifty Mart she’d still be alive today and you’d have no story.

P2, Leave the ennobling to the professionals like Double D.

P3, You’ve been telling people what you think since the first day you appeared in the strip, BB.

In all reality , looks like Barry’s mom is no stranger to substance abuse either that or a Zombie Barry befriended is having breakfast with him or it’s his dead grandma. Won’t Double D be surprised when she comes to Barry’s house to meet the Bader Family ?

Welcome to Leave it to Gil….staring Jerry Mathers as the Bader.

Bader given an open forum to vent his spleen. Oh this can’t really end well, can it?

My guess is it’ll be so venomous that neither the school newspaper or the town paper will run it, but Marty Moon will give Bader all the time to talk on his show, allowing Gil to break the sound barrier to get to the station and stop the show.

Chris Rizk: “How about his parents?” Really? Double D goes to The Valley Correctional Facility for an exclusive one on one with Del Bader for a Trumpet blockbuster.

Enablers? Someone call Dr. Nowzaradan to give them a lecture.

We’re enablers? Just because we sent him a cake with a file in it?

Tomorrow on Sesame street we cover the difference between Bad, worse, and Dafne’s article

Enoblers, the computer age version of noblers

To “ennoble” is to confer a title of nobility. Mr. Bader is the Duke of Drunk.

That’s quite a shnozola on Mrs. B.

What’s next for the Bader’s? Will they go the ‘Dr. Phil’ route or go for the glory on ‘Jerry Springer’? ( I know they’re on in syndication but I honestly don’t know if either of those shows still air ‘new’ by the way. )

P2-So is BB turning into a young Crankshaft now?

Check out today’s Bizzaro! Is that supposed to be me talking to Rubham?

http://comics.azcentral.com/slideshow?&feature_id=Bizarro&feature_date=2018-05-30

Things can always be made worse