B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 31, 2018

The sign says NO SUBSTITUTIONS.

Wait. Somebody substituted the BAKERY rock for the sign.

Now I want a kowabunga cream fritter.

And the world would have to wait for more healthy food items!

About six months ago I told my wife “No more arugula in my salads!” I’ve tried to like it, but it taste metallic to me. Kale and Spinach are just fine.

By the time you winkle out the ingredients in some ‘bakery’ foods, you aren’t hungry anymore

I think I’d prefer the muffin. But I hope I never encounter an arugula when I’m mowing the lawn.

“Arugula” – the sound of a horn on a produce truck.

Or the DIVE alarm on a submarine.

How about a Hershey’s Kiss?

ahh.. crumple with pistachio.. my favorite

OK – POOF! You’re an arugula salad.

Yes, please!

Isn’t that a Dandelion salad?

Lucky she didn’t ask that of the Wizard1: Frammin’ at the jim-jam, frippin’ in the krotz. You’re an arugula salad.

1 of Id…

I just want a cheeseburger in paradise, with fries prepared on a hot Kilauea lava flow.

“a-RU-ga-la…it’s a veg-e-ta-ble”: (Steve Martin as Vinnie the hood in witness protection away from his beloved Brooklyn, in the wilds of (shudder) CA!

We had a Canary way back in the day….he/she liked the occasional dandelion leaf