Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 15, 2018

So … ever been in a Milford prison, Dafne? Ehheh ehheh ehheh …

Everybody, is this a first for the strip? Showing the prison? I’ve been following the strip since 1965. I don’t recall if Daddy Bader was in “just a jail” or the “Big House” pretrial, post trial, whatever…

Dang for a second there I thought Daffy decided to crash the locker room!

Was the letter asking about Moose’s home run prowess?

Get a haircut Pelwecki and maybe you’ll start getting letters

At least Mimi could offer Double D her whistle to take to prison. That reminds me of this feel good moment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCnK610CzOE

I wonder if the Granville (Island) U team is called the Brewers? I’ll look for a tap the next bar I stop at.

P4: “but I’ve been playing all my life and can hit more than just fastballs too so don’t sweat it too much big guy…”

In all reality , Live from Folsom Prison ,it’s Ace Reporter Daphne going inside the walls, inside the cross bar hotel, inside the Big House to bring you an exclusive interview with its most infamous inmate Milford’s own Del Bader, killer of beloved Milford student Boo Radley and father of the much disliked Milford student Barry Bader .

They are both a little young to be bald on top.

They paged him on the school intercom because he had a letter? That makes no sense. But I do feel vindicated for predicting the other day that Van Auken would get the scholarship offers.

Grandville U is the first barber University and they are doing research on male pattern baldness of Milford HS athletes.

Really, high school kids today would be like “what’s a letter”? and what’s getting paged?

Maybe they’re in North Carolina. Two of the star players of the 3A championship team, including the MVP of the finals, were arrested for selling and possession of cocaine.

P1, Hey, it’s better than trying to dress for practice with all these ants around.

P2, No, but I did get that scholarship you want.

P3, Is that the vacuum cleaner repair college?

P1 – Mimi is flaunting the plastic surgery she had done while she was gone from this strip the last two months. Meanwhile, DD is wasting away, she’s half as wide as usual and the DD’s may now be BB’s.

P3 – I like how he plays it off like bad news. “Yeah, it sucks, I got offered a full scholarship.” Moose is NOT going to take this very well, after all the work he did adjusting his launch angle.

P1 – Okay, DD’s pose is very weird. Why would you stand like that while Mimi is talking? It’s not like she’s saying anything.

Pardon me for digressing from the enthralling baseball story, but I hope Tru(e) is ready for the big-time. I saw on ESPN last night that the likely starting QB at Wake Forest has been suspended for the first three games of the season for violating team rules.