Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 20, 2018

Hmmmm . . . . Looks like it’s set to go off in about two hours !

RUN for your life Blanch

Once again, Wiz, you are too danged literal!

Will it leave a ring around the tub?

And she thought he meant Mark Trail in a bathtub.

Wiz always tells her, “Blanch, you’re all mine.”

Uh, not exactly what she had in mind, Wiz!

Doesn’t he know the bomb’s clock should have red numerals?

I know it’s common practice to sink an old barge when it has outlived its usefulness, but, really, Wiz…

“Close enough. Now hop in, Honey.”

Ever the thoughtful one, that Wiz.

Kind of reminds me of someone in a rural area near me in Alberta who posted a sign at the entrance to his driveway that stated, “MINED.” Yes, indeed it was his but the RCMP told him to remove the sign and replace it with something that implied “private.”

Bomb – Balm. Who knew?

That is a tub filled with bath balm, aka bomb ( see body shop soaps, etc) that is very in vogue and stylish these days!

Awwww, how sweet!!!! He gave her a mine!

This is hilarious! Our family has an inside joke about bath bombs blowing up. I had to save this one. They’re gonna love it!