Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 17, 2018

They are going to get some fresh air.

“Wata…goo…siam.”

Everybody’s leaving at the speed of stink!

Wouldn’t “lent” be a better choice? I’ve heard people mispronounce “leant”, and that would ruin a perfectly good joke.

Goat, go complain to Stephan while you’re at it.

Don’t forget to kick Stephan on the way out.

As a twelve year old, I would totally have tried to pull this prank on someone.

Fig, you are the biggest part of me.

This whole premise stinks.

So, Pig, read this: Eye aim sow fool oven mitt.

Kind of like holding your tongue while saying, “I was born on a pirate ship sweeping ashes”.

Sofa King funny!

Eye can own Lee I ma gin Pop Eye eee ting yam in steed of spin (ouch).

E-nuff art to go a round.

I guess if this pun have something to do with a bad smell coming from the inner body (English is not my Language)

Pbbbbbbbbbt

…Dude! You 4 TED! A huh. Huh. Huh. Huh-huh! Huh!

Eat more Beans America needs the gas……..

I’ve always been fond of Hoof-Hearted.

This doesn’t work for me… If we’d actually seen Pig say the Words, followed by people leaving, it’d have worked better.

What a gas!

With friends like Rat………..

Why choose the British word “leant” when “lent” would work better?

This is something my brother would do to me. Or my teenage son, if he ever deigns to talk to me again without rolling his eyes and sighing.

“Oh -wah-ta-buh-tiam”

Being an immature adult, I’d like everyone to say the following to the next person you meet: Alpha Kenny One.

In the genre of “I am not a slow worker, I am not a fast worker, I am a half-fast worker.”

I had to look the word ‘leant’ up. I had never heard it used before. Wouldn’t ‘lent’ had worked better?

“Leant” looks like it came out of Teddy Roosevelt’s failed spelling simplification EO. Like, a simplification of “leaned”.

Eye Far Tall Hot…

SOFA KING!

You are sofa king, we taught Ed.

Oh, slow morning for me, I had to read the comments to get it, I feel foolish

Hey, Cartoon-Boy! I fart in your general direction!

I don’t get it

for any of you who don’t get it… it sounds like “I am flatulent” which means “needing to toot”