Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 20, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  over 6 years ago

    Now they can say they told you — CYA 1.01

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    wllilly1960  over 6 years ago

    …Just like Mark Zuckerurg!

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    wllilly1960  over 6 years ago

    …" Zuckerberg".

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    GeifuKe  over 6 years ago

    Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss. HAHAHAHA!

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    B UTTONS  over 6 years ago

    you have consented to being tracked and have all your personal information distributed on the web and dark web; and your identity will be Putin’s new hacking alias

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    kaffekup   over 6 years ago

    No way, Pig. The real privacy policy would be fifty pages of fine print with one small detail allowing them to sell everything you tell them.

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    the lost wizard  over 6 years ago

    Our privacy policy is our business. Do you not understand the word privacy?

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    chris_weaver  over 6 years ago

    Many billable hours went into recrafting that policy!

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      over 6 years ago

    Can’t click what you can’t see.

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    Gent  over 6 years ago

    This is so true!

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Has anyone ever actually read those policies?

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    dwane.scoty1  over 6 years ago

    The New Policy: My Tort Lawyers are better than you Ours!

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    AtariDragon  over 6 years ago

    For reality, add 20 pages of filler.

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    AtariDragon  over 6 years ago

    All your data are belong to us.

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 6 years ago

    100 pages of legalese that would take hours and hours to read. They know nobody reads it. They intentionally MAKE it so nobody reads it. If we had a civilized legal system, it wouldn’t even be a valid contract.

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    garcoa  over 6 years ago

    By agreeing, you are selling your soul to us. Hahahahaha.

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    jel354  over 6 years ago

    Remember the: “I do not give permission…” posts?

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    vics_machine Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Privacy policies and software agreements are like the Bible: No one really reads it thoroughly, they just scroll to the bottom and click, “I agree”.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 6 years ago

    AS I suspected.

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    jimboklein  over 6 years ago

    I’m sure you all have seen it, but a few month’s ago Facebook put out a “public service” style advertisement with voice over by Mark Zuckerberg promising to make changes with the way Facebook operates. After one of those commercials, I turned to my 17 year old son and asked him if he or any of his friends believe that ‘line of sh!t’? His answer, “Yes, we believe that Zuckerberg and Facebook are going to be much more careful about hiding to whom they sell our data.”

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    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    Sounds like every Social Networking site out there: as crooked as any broken antenna….

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    mauser7  over 6 years ago

    They sound nice…better then mine provider. Their motto is, “You Suck and We Hate You!!”

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    NoneOfTheAbove  over 6 years ago

    Gee, wonder who Pastis is spoofing here.

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    Sapphire Sword   almost 5 years ago

    I wish privacy policies were that short…

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