Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 25, 2018

Teach! I feel for you!

A nation feels her need.

It continues to amaze how much Trump Disciples admire liars and perjurers.

If this keeps up, that teacher is gonna bring back the Ritz Brothers.

I raised my hand because I didn’t understand the question.

This is the reason why Danae will always keep repeating the 2nd grade (I think).

“There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — [pauses] — shame on you. Fool me — [pauses] — You can’t get fooled again.” —George W. Bush (1946- ), 43rd US president, speech in Nashville, TN, 2002 Sep. 17

Thanks Wiley! This is great, so true to life!

Question: Is it a “Perjury Trap” if the person you are questioning is TOTALLY mentally and psychologically incapable of separating truth from the fantasies that the voices in their head have concocted at 3 A.M. on Twitter? Just askin’…

“…like a Stradivarius.”lol

That’s what I keep saying: two more years till my full pension!

Well done Wiley they ’re at it again,did you tell Gary thanks for the day off!

2 more years, then FOUR MORE!

Teach, you got a cold? I notice you keep taking swigs out of that “cough medicine” bottle hidden in your drawer…

Diaper Don is such a good role model.

I seem to remember this from Calvin and Hobbs!

" Your eye is doing that twitchy thing again "

Reminded me of Herbert Lom with Peter Sellers in The Pink Panther

Maybe you can talk the administration into moving Danae to someone elses’s class. On the other hand, Danae will never grow older or up, so she won’t ever be in another class, so you’re either in Purgatory or HELL. I’m guessing the latter.

Is this a one room schoolhouse where she teaches all grades?

“Well, who you gonna believe, me or your own eyes?” – Chico Marx

Some would say that Danae is a bit too smart for her own good. She is like Dr. Smith of Lost In Space, in that conniving part of it. She thinks she is wiser than she truly is.

Danae and Caulfield ought to be in the same class.

She’ll beat you at every turn, lady, just give up.

It didn’t occur to Danae that, since she’s Never Raised her hand ever Before, the teacher might be Curious to hear her answer a question.

She should take early retirement. She may not live through the year with a Danae in her class.

Sure do it the easy way.

Counting her days til retirement. Hang in there teacher! Err.. I meant that figuratively not literally.