Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 06, 2018

Pessimist: “The glass is half empty.”

Optimist: “The glass is half full.”

Realist: “The glass can be refilled.”

Pragmatist: “I drank it.”

The devil is in the details.

Engineer: “The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.”

Who wants to know what I think?

’tis not important whether the glass is half empty or half full, but rather what the contents are. Bartender! Another porter, please.

I say it’s not enough to drown that guy in.

If it’s a third full of vodka, I’ll just fill up with Bloody Mary mix. Do that a couple of times and I won’t care if it’s glass or plastic.

Cliff’s bluffing.

I’m surprised they are walking down instead of running, jumping, or parachuting. After hearing a few minutes of that guy, either would be a better choice

It’s completely full — part with water, the rest with air.

Drink it down and fill it up.

“…they don’t like him, they can see that he’s just a fool. But the eyes in his head see the world ♫ spinning round…”

Is an eight ounce styrofoam cups ever half full with four ounces of gasoline?

Captain Obvious the guru.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete information.

An observation:

The word Pedantic will be Googled a lot today.

…otherwise known as the practice of law…

Oh, and that’s clearly not “the mountaintop”…

Bill Nye, hard at work. #ScienceIsYourFriend

Paranoid: “It’s looking at me…”

Chidi’s brother from another mother.

Teach a person personal responsibility, and they will not care, because they can refill the cup themself

Fatalist- who cares.

Nihilist:What does it matter in the Cosmic scheme of things?

Dude must be an engineer.

Way to wind them up before the weekend gets here Wiley

A half of cup of water is precious to a person dying of thirst.

To everyone else its a drop in the bucket.

The amount of water in a glass is in the eye of the beholder.

Never listen to a man in a bow tie.

Half full of water + half full of air = full.