Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 28, 2018

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    danketaz Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Gasp, the very perfidy of some people.

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    whataboytjiex2  about 6 years ago

    Thinks (Guilty of all charges, I just hope they don’t find out that I drink milk from the carton!)

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    TazzTec  about 6 years ago

    Me, me, me, me.

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      about 6 years ago

    I have been skipping ads lately. I’m doomed!

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    blunebottle  about 6 years ago

    Wore white after Labour Day.

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    Little Caesar  about 6 years ago

    “Removed tag from furniture under penalty of law.”

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Put ketchup on a hot dog.

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    Stevefk  about 6 years ago

    You must be 18 to enter! – whoops, don’t have to worry about that one anymore.

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    Kaputnik  about 6 years ago

    How about never patronizes a place that calls a large cup a “venti”? And refuses to call the smallest size they have a medium.

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    DanFlak  about 6 years ago

    I’m with the first woman. I can’t order anything at Starbucks: I don’t speak the language.

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    DanFlak  about 6 years ago

    The second one should be a crime, but I am glad it’s not. I believe in security through obscurity. Since I am not Bank of America, IRS, Target, Sony or some other big name, professional hackers aren’t after me.

    As for the second-rate hackers, it’s like the two men in the woods who were being chased by a bear. One stops to put on running shoes. The other says, “You’re crazy; you can’t outrun a bear.” The other replies, “I don’t have to outrun the bear; I have to outrun you.”

    There is a lot of low-hanging fruit out there before they get to me.

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    bobpeters61  about 6 years ago

    Had white wine with red meat.

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    rhpii  about 6 years ago

    Guilty as charged. Me: I’d like a small coke. Them: We only have Medium, Large and Ginormous. Me: It would seem the Medium would be the smallest you have. Them: Yes. Me: Then I’ll take the SMALL one!

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    DM2860  about 6 years ago

    Yesterday I heard a guy ask for a “large, Venti coffee; 3 creams” I wondered if I heard him right but the lady went on like that was normal.

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    Nuliajuk  about 6 years ago

    Gives up before finally getting to "The one weird tip doctors don’t want you to know aboit. "

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 6 years ago

    I still am waiting until Xmas before I update to Mojave. Have to wait for the peripherals to catch up.

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    Dr_Fogg  about 6 years ago

    Me too. AdBlock plus blocked 11 ads!!

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    Bobtul07110  about 6 years ago

    I’m wondering about the perp’s number in panel 4. 1987 – 2018. Does that mean anything,Mark?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 6 years ago

    Expired coupons…it’s worth a try.

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    edreajr  about 6 years ago

    Panel 4 looks like some guy from “South Park”.

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    chromosome Premium Member about 6 years ago

    I should have refused the last update for my 2-year-old Android phone… it really slowed down and uses up battery too fast!

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    Nuclear Nemesis  about 6 years ago

    I am willing to do updates, but Windows 10 doesn’t allow any flexibility. Earlier versions allowed you to select which ones you wanted (if I didn’t have Office, why should I want updates), or take them in small bites instead of big batches.

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    MDMom  about 6 years ago

    . . . how did Luann get arrested? :’(

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    whelan_jj  about 6 years ago

    Upper right is why I’m using Linux instead of Microsoft.

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    RWill  about 6 years ago

    Given that there is no autumn where I lived—and no seasons at all where I am now—I’m 100% guilty of the last one.

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    deepereyes  about 6 years ago

    The top left mugshot is Luann

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    news  about 6 years ago

    Luann? Is that you?

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