Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 29, 2018

. . . as he slowly wakes up in a wet bed.

Isn’t that a HECK of along way to go for a pecan pie!

Let be reasonable! If you had bony ears and weren’t exactly a brainiac, wouldn’t you also continually be making an *ss of yourself?

Hey Neil! Remember, if it feels warm, you’re peeing in your pants!

That pecan pie vending machine: it doesn’t sell pies whole, does it?

“Bony Ears! Small Brain! Assfish!” — It’s kind of hard not to be insulting when addressing that particular fish.

Is that pee can or pa cahn?

“Bony-eared Assfish.” Now THERE’S a rap “artist” name. Grab it while it’s still available.

Re: The brain-to-body ratio of the assfish. I’m sure there’s a few members of Congress (both houses) that challenge that “title.” Plus, of course, the people that vote them into office are even more so.

…bony-eared assfish…..my new favorite insult. Way better than bathypelagic cusk-eel.

Actually it was a body suit with tubes lacing it, like a radiator.

Am I mistaken, or does that bony-eared assfish have…a combover???

I think I have a nice asterisk for the Assfish, since we have the male deep sea angler, whose brain literally degenerates once it finds a female it can parasitically attach itself to. Of course only the mail does that.

I don’t know what STATE you live in. Me, I live in FLORIDA

“ass-fish”????

The assfish is the funniest RBION entry in a long time.

The fish: “…and hence, the name.”

Acanthonus armatus, but you can call him an ass, fish.

is a bathypelagic species of cusk-eel found in tropical and sub-tropical oceans at depths of from 1,171 to 4,415 metres (3,842 to 14,485 ft). not only a deep thinker, but pretty deep diver, too, eh.

The bony-eared dumbaxxfish!

Sounds like the scientist who discovered that fish let his/her kids name it!

“Bony-eared assfish” sounds like something out of a joke – but it is for real.

The best thing about this is learning that there’s a creature called a bony-eared assfish.