Pickles by Brian Crane for October 22, 2018

And I was a ballerina.

And a Lower Slobovian spy.

And…

And if they ask about you, tell them you can’t talk about the the missions because they are still classified.

if I were a lady and a member of the Red Hat Society, I’d brag of being a world-renowned sushi chef

Someone’s padding their resumé!

Paddling their resume?

Opal just remember we all eat and poo the same way :-)

After all, Bessie and Sharine’s husbands have been playing along for YEARS!

I would not want to be with someone that I could not be honest with.

Umm, synchronized swimming wasn’t an Olympic sport until 1968.

Guys have bull sessions. Women have cow sessions.

Sort of like golfers or anglers, first liar doesn’t stand a chance !

the older I get, the better and more famous I was – just ask all my dear departed friends and a few that are still hanging around. they will vouch that I was a cowboy, an astronaut, a hall of fame football player, a pirate, a mountain man, shot the biggest buck, caught the biggest fish, outran a bear, and made the walk off home run. AND THE BEST PART is I did it all before I was 10 years old! so there :) and after accomplishing ALL that before 10 the rest of my life was pretty normal.

So Opal, you are saying that everyone, including you, is lying. Don’t think they had synchronized swim teams in 1956, course I could be wrong as I have never paid much attention to the Olympics

Did I ever tell y’all that I’m a world famous novelist and Prima ballerina? Well if I did I’m lying!! lol

Regardless of the fact that Synchronized Swimming did not become part of the summer Olympics until 1984.

Oh Shoot!!! Just realized David Huie Green beat me to the ballerina thing! I’ll have to think of something else—hey did I mention I’m an NHRA Funny Car champion and a Pilates instructor?

Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive…. Never was there a truer saying.

But it’s fun to play ‘pretend’. I want in – I’m gonna get me a big red hat with a feather and a purple dress and join up. 8^)

and where would they get a notion like that, eh?

What a liar she is. There was no synchronized swimming in the Oympics until the 1984 Summer Games. The first demo was in 1952, but it did not become an official game until the Los Angeles games.

Is it my imagination? Are the words being broken up at the end of the line in a bizzare fashion ?