Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 30, 2018

Ummm! Wizard, you’re nude!!

Thought he was a caveman for a sec.

can’t…un-see…that (rushes to find bleach for my brain)

Yes Wiz, its the naked truth. And nothing but the naked truth.

I would prefer to dress as Harry Potter or Percy Jackson.

I have the skin of a seventeen year old but I am wrinkling the hell out of it.

TMI Whiz…

Grog’s younger brother.

going trick or treating at the fat chick’s cave in BC?

Now that is one terrifying costume.

A few years back I went to a Halloween party dressed in my every day clothes and, when asked why I wasn’t wearing a costume, I replied “I am..I’m a off duty nudist”! ;o]

Made of genuine skin!

Arrgh. How can I gouge out my minds eye?! Mercy, please!

When I was a waitress many moons ago, the restaurant I worked for allowed us to dress up for Halloween. One woman dressed as “Eve” and her costume was a nude colored full body outfit with flowers and leaves strategically placed. She looked naked and the managers were wondering if they should allow her to stay in costume, or put on her regular work uniform. They let her keep the costume on, and guess who had the most tables and tips that night! Her costume more than paid for itself, I am sure!

Scary, very scary, and discussing too.

So, where do you keep your wand?

Ack!!! My eyes!

good one

NO! PLEASE! NO! AAARRRGGGHHH. . .