Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 08, 2018

They have to wear amor after 7?

Liars.

What, they don’t start serving alcohol until 7:03?

The hour lasts 2 hours. I’m not sure I’d trust the second hour. I’m surprised that it’s Bart’s Pub instead of Brett’s Pub.

No guarantees, I’ll warrant!

No men allowed.

Does Bart’s hand out complimentary mace during that time?

You sure Bart’s not warning the ladies off between 5 and 7?

So it’s Bart O’Kavanaugh’s brew pub. I would guess assault hour is anytime he’s drinking beer!

Actually it’s a misprint. The word no was supposed to be on the top line.

I “love” those guys who sue over Ladies Nights.

If the president is there, will he answer a woman’s question?

This might explain why I haven’t entered a bar in several decades.

Hits too close to home after another shooting last night in a California night club.

I’d settle for civility.

No assault, but we didn’t say anything about battery.

Amor is a perfume. Your still wear it, but it offers no protection…

Actually, I think it is a warning to the women that they are expected to behave for those 2 hours.Training does need to start somewhere.

No Men Allowed – 5 to 7 ?

I guess Bill Clinton wouldn’t be allowed in

ironically bad timing for this strip, Who knew when it was submitted that it would follow on such bad news.

Wouldn’t that be TWO hours? :)

NRA dance tune: “Let’s Glock Around the Clock Tonight”.

Funny how some women can perceive the same degree of attention as “chivalrous” when it’s wanted and “assault” when it’s not.

Bart’s just taking advantage of circumstances. Guys start pouring in at 5:30, and it takes them till 7:00 to get enough of a buzz on.

I remember early today in the news The Sheriff’s reporting that it happened last night (Wednesday) around 8:00 pm and it was a “College night” gathering with over 200 mostly students in attendance

Chivalry still exists amongst the common folk… its the elite, wealthy, and celebrities that have forgotten it, or never had it, take your pick.