Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for October 25, 2018

So, Your Right Honorable Crouch, how does your ministry function?

“Look, Bessie, there goes the Most Interesting Bull in the World.”

If ya wanna be lonely, go see Jane.

Does Britain have a minister of togetherness ?

Poor, poor Ms. Crouch.

It looks like Theresa May may be consuming larger amounts of beer than Kobe beef cattle…

She and the Minister of Funny Walks need to have lunch.

That’s cause the moon is easier to get to!

I guess that is because she lives at Crouch End!

If you’re willing to pay the tab, Andy Capp will be your friend forever.

A happy cow is a tasty cow!

It’s a lot easier to get to the bottom of the Marianas Trench than it is to get to the moon. Tie a rock to your waist and jump off the boat! Wheee!!

Barty Crouch’s widow, then…?

Is she single?

99 bottles of beer in the stall, 99 bottles of beer…..

Carnation – the milk from contented cows. Then a competitor came up with – our cows aren’t contented, they keep trying to do better.

The Kobe beef cattle don’t get beer. They get Sake.

they came back from the moon – I doubt many would come back from that trench!

From the Bing search engine: (No article name apparent): These cattle are massaged with sake and are fed a daily diet that includes large amounts of beer.