Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 06, 2018

Here’s an idea: Ask the kid where he lives. Or get the address he’s using from the school office, go there and see if it’s legitimate.

And lord knows they can’t afford to forfeit any games if they’re to remain in contention for third place in the valley.

P1, Is Mars part of the Milford school district?

Nice shine on that floor, too, Mop.

P2, To go along with all the ones we already lost.

P3, I’d start with calling an exterminator to take care of these ants.

chiphilton makes some great suggestions above, the only problem if Coach “Sherlock” does that this mystery would be solved and wouldn’t that be tragic. I am riveted by the suspense that is building each day!!! I think Tiki is actually shacked up with Miss Dobbs the biology teacher.

In all reality , if Tiki lives out of the Milford School District he’s cheating it’s taxpayers out of their school tax dollars by attending . We know how much Gil hates cheaters . Not only will Gil kick Tiki off the team , have him removed from school but also take legal action against Tiki’s parent , parents or guardian to refund the money spent by Milford educating Tiki.

In most states, you have to live in the school district to compete, unless you apply for schools of choice.

First step Sherlock – Get a disguise! With that 50’s do & sideburns you won’t get past the malt shop without being fingered.

P3- GilPa furnished gumshoe dick Kaz with a miniature clipboard to hold data accumulated by sleuthing. Because his right hand is missing full digits, Kaz’ alias uncover moniker is Nubbins.

Is that Gil’s office? Sometimes he’s cramped between his desk and the window, then today he’s got this luxurious living room setup.

“you know I like being a dick-tective”

Looks like he’s aboard one of the UFO’s. Isn’t that the Earth outside the window?

I like that a student had to tell Kaz that a player may be ineligible.

P3 – Shouldn’t Kaz worry about going to the doctor first? Apparently he had some kind of incident that took a chunk out of his shirt and arm.

Gil seems increasingly dismissive of those around him. His son is still waiting for a previously promised trip to Radio Shack.

C’mon coach, we’re talking cinema here! Every Rocky Horror fan knows “it’s a step to the right”.