Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 15, 2018

Pig, go buy a lottery ticket.

You’re not wrong, Rat, but it’s still annoying to put my destiny in the hands of Pac-Man.

Where is the slice for “Who you know”?

♫ If it wasn’t for real bad luck, I wouldn’t have no luck at all ♫

If it favors me, I don’t call it dumb.

I was born with nothing and I still have most of it left— misquoting Seasick Steve

Pig’s got the dumb part, now waiting for the luck part. That’s why Rat says he’s halfway there.

“Dumb Luck” is annother way of writing “being white and male with inheritance”

The interesting thing about when Stephan does strips like this is that they are THE EXACT OPPOSITE of his own life!

A wise man once said: Luck is when preparedness meets opportunity.

Looks more like 15/16 of the way there to me.

Details are irrelevant to Rats Genius!

He left out ‘choosing the right parents’.

The mantra of people who hate the hard work part. The hard work makes “luck”.

Left out planning. I have no luck and hard work is stupid. Planning out things helps. Such as, my factory was run by the 3 stooges. I went to night school to learn programming. The factory closed, I got a job in programming, not luck, planning. Hiding you head in the sand and depending on either hard work or luck is failure.

Gotta agree with Rat on this one.

It looks to me like, if the pie chart is accurate, that pig is approximately 15/16th of the way there! ;o]

Someone pointed out to me recently that you have to work so that when dumb luck strikes you’re prepared for it.

“Luck is a matter of preperation meeting opportunity”

-Oprah Winfrey

But don’t rely on luck – when my ship came in, I was at the airport.

That looks like Pac-Man!!

That explains why I’m doing so well. I work hard at playing every day and good fortune smiles on me with the “Luck of the Irish”. But things often don’t go my way just to keep me from getting a swelled head.

The chart doesn’t show EITHER/OR, it shows AND. Billions of us work as little as we can get away with, hoping luck will strike us like a bolt of lightning. More billions work to exhaustion every day just to survive to the morrow. Neither luck nor hard work is sufficient on its own.

Funny but it seems the people who work hard have “dumb luck” happen to them quite often.An overnight success! (Forty years in the making)Yeah, just “dumb luck”.

“Chance favors the prepared mind.” ~ Louis Pasteur

Sometimes I feel the overwhelming urge to view Pig as the only sane character in PBS. Dumb luck?

Pac-man is eating hard work!

BOLD ITALIX

Luck is my middle name. Mind you, my first name is Bad.