B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 15, 2018

How abouuuuuut……….TURKEY!

He’d fit right in with the rest of the turkeys at the State Department.

You can’t tell me the rock isn’t big enough to fit ‘Government’.

They still celebrate Thanksgiving at the U.S. Embassy in that country.

I guess the penguins of Antarctica could use an embassy.

An ambassadorship would be a feather in his cap.

Yeah, yeah, but turkey sandwiches are eaten everywhere all year.

Sure, let me check. How much did you donate to my campaign?

Turkey should go to Washington DC. where politicians and lawyers abound. They cannot eat turkey because cannibalism is illegal.

I dunno about that. Seems they will serve each other on a platter whenever they can make a better deal with some one else.

Turkey needs a diplomatic passport.

Thanks for giving your life for our dinner ;)

Trouble for turkeys.. is that they taste too good.

The turkey should go to India, and disguise itself as a cow.

Are there any?

Well, Turkey would be an appropriate choice.

Well at the rate the berserkers in the PC crowd are going that may just include us in a few more years!

Always loved the BC Turkey.

Baked or fried? With or without cranberry sauce?

Considering this is the future that turkey is GMO as are the people and dinosaurs. Engineered to survive the tremendous heat that would kill most normal humans.

And the Green Cross who released a mind expanding organism (a variant of the Toxoplasmosis gondii) to make most animals more intelligent so people wouldn’t eat them. Bizarre, but what can you do?