Some idiot took his 3 kids out on the ice in his SUV. They managed to save 2 of the kids. Why do people feel the need to kill themselves thru stupidity.
One cold winter day an avid fisherman decides to try ice fishing. Go goes out on the frozen lake, cuts his regulation size hole, and starts to fish.
After six hours the only thing he’s caught is a cold.
At this point a little boy comes out on the lake, smashes a hole in the ice, takes out a wooden stick pole, with a bent pin hook and starts fishing.
Withing minutes he’s caught a fish. After half an hour he’s caught a dozen fish.
The “expert” fisherman goes over to the kid and says “I’ve been fishing all day and haven’t had a nibble. Youv’e been out half an hour caught all these fish. What am I doing wrong?”
The kid looks up and mumbles something. The fisherman asks him to repeat, only to get more mumbles.
The fisherman exclaims "I can’t understand you with your mouth full of something.
The kid spits out a mass of stuff and yells “You’ve got to keep your worms warm!”
Age and treachery will beat youth and strength every time. Just remember that old guy with the cane, lived through things you can not imagine(unless you watch the history channel).
Lived for over twenty years in Ypsilanti, MI on Ford Lake and every year I’d marvel (…or wonder about) at the sanity of the ice fishermen that sat for hours over holes in the ice to hook what looked like undernourished anchovies! But, apparently, they loved it! Some erected quite elaborate tents over the holes. Even had heaters specially designed to sit on ice and not melt! Go figure! Michiganers!
Kveldulf almost 6 years ago
Oh, good! I was afraid the older man was just being cruel.
strictures almost 6 years ago
Or he could get an ice auger like normal ice fishermen do. That is if anyone that ice fishes can be considered even close to normal!
Dtroutma almost 6 years ago
The question of course is what is the relationship of old man and kid? Well, the kid will give him the cold shoulder now.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 6 years ago
I wouldn’t be on that ice if breaks that easily. (I know; it’s just a comic strip.)
Superfrog almost 6 years ago
Next time it won’t be ‘K , it’ll be ’Y.
Watcher almost 6 years ago
The kid must be a millennial.
HidariMak almost 6 years ago
Skate away without vengeance? In a real world…
1. Push ice fisher into hole
2. Slap (emptied) fish bucket over their head when the ice fisher comes up for air
Walk away while drinking the hot drink
IF the ice fisher is lucky enough to not get worse, that is.
Yontrop almost 6 years ago
At least he fished the guy out.
Geophyzz almost 6 years ago
I’m usually first to skate on our river; but I wear a life jacket, and carry a surf board.
The Pro from Dover almost 6 years ago
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Some idiot took his 3 kids out on the ice in his SUV. They managed to save 2 of the kids. Why do people feel the need to kill themselves thru stupidity.
freewaydog almost 6 years ago
Hey what happened to Nebbish?
DanFlak almost 6 years ago
That fisherman got all the makin’s of a politician. I tell you, boy.
Radish the wordsmith almost 6 years ago
The skater was a neb·bish
nounINFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
a person, especially a man, who is regarded as pitifully ineffectual, timid, or submissive.
“He’s a nebbish. No money, no prestige, no future”
Masterskrain almost 6 years ago
So, WHY do people STILL go “Ice Fishing” when they can go to the Grocery store and buy it in 20 pound bags?? (:-p)
tstuarta1 almost 6 years ago
One cold winter day an avid fisherman decides to try ice fishing. Go goes out on the frozen lake, cuts his regulation size hole, and starts to fish.
After six hours the only thing he’s caught is a cold.
At this point a little boy comes out on the lake, smashes a hole in the ice, takes out a wooden stick pole, with a bent pin hook and starts fishing.
Withing minutes he’s caught a fish. After half an hour he’s caught a dozen fish.
The “expert” fisherman goes over to the kid and says “I’ve been fishing all day and haven’t had a nibble. Youv’e been out half an hour caught all these fish. What am I doing wrong?”
The kid looks up and mumbles something. The fisherman asks him to repeat, only to get more mumbles.
The fisherman exclaims "I can’t understand you with your mouth full of something.
The kid spits out a mass of stuff and yells “You’ve got to keep your worms warm!”
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Age and treachery will beat youth and strength every time. Just remember that old guy with the cane, lived through things you can not imagine(unless you watch the history channel).
twj0729 almost 6 years ago
Lived for over twenty years in Ypsilanti, MI on Ford Lake and every year I’d marvel (…or wonder about) at the sanity of the ice fishermen that sat for hours over holes in the ice to hook what looked like undernourished anchovies! But, apparently, they loved it! Some erected quite elaborate tents over the holes. Even had heaters specially designed to sit on ice and not melt! Go figure! Michiganers!
Bicycle Dude almost 6 years ago
I believe today’s strip title says it all. Some people are just blind followers, they lack the ability of critical thinking.
somebodyshort almost 6 years ago
Fishing: a good reason to get away from the nag for the day
WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago
That rookie is a real hoser, don’t you know!
RichardL1 almost 6 years ago
Anyone read Tom Sawyer and white washing aunt Polly’s fence?
keenanthelibrarian almost 6 years ago
Does he get to keep the skates?
Lazarus Long almost 6 years ago
Recycled gag from January 1998. Still funny
sarah413 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
How to ice fish.
Cut a hole in the ice.
Put peas around the hole.
When the fish comes up to take a pea, whack it in the head.