Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 15, 2019

Just shut up and open something!!!

I don’t know why they don’t make pork flavoured cat food. My cats don’t mind mooching pork chops, ham and bacon.

Luddy keeps kosher.

Luddy was after your ham sandwich just a few days ago. Take a hint.

I’ve heard cats can get everything they need by eating mice.

I am going to say the sausage industry eliminates all the potential source product.

Gallagher once said “mouse” or “buttlicking” flavor would do.

I used to know a cat whose Catholic family called her a heathen because she ate meat on Fridays.

I want to know how they know what the flavour is – Does some human taste them?

Ofcourse they eat porc. What you read is just the name on the label – most of the product consist of pigs lungs…!

Cats will eat ANYTHING, nothing excluded, being they are hungry enough.

Probably because humans eat every part of the pig but the oink.

Ummm, pork. It’s just too good to share.

“Come on. You’re having a leisurely read, and I’m starving here.”

Ours actually prefer dry foods. although they will eat some canned. So the canned flavors must be different.

My cat loves BBQ, but only the real stuff, you know North Carolina style, with Texas Pete on it.

He’s thinking of Katz, not cats.

My six boneless porkchops in the fridge is getting no where near no cat..

why isn’t there a cat food made out of mice?

It probably is doctrinal. Labels are for the owners. Why antagonize a percentage of your buyers?

I lived in a house with a cat who would only beg when the cook made roast pork in white wine with peppercorns.

Felis judaicus

(Feel free to correct wording and spelling)

When I eat bacon, my cats excitedly wait for a small piece. If I don’t give them some fast enough they’ll reach up and almost snatch it off my plate.

Meowzel tov!

cats are kosher

So-o-o cats are kosher then?…

Kosher Kat

“And the cat said ‘Open That Can’.”

I don’t know about that. Our cats are bacon fiends.