B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 12, 2019

Congressional grant. Make something useful utterly useless to be made useful again.

Sports model.

Baby needs a new round of residuals.

Hah! Wait until some wise-guy invents personal property taxes, and he gets the tax bill for that thing!

Nobody has ever re-invented the wheel. They have only improved upon.

To charge more and make more money. Next will be head lights for night driving.

Have a heart. Where would all the wheeler-dealers go?

Needing a good spokesperson to explain his process…

If you’re looking for “Thing,” go to today’s “Back to B.C.”

Wheels are a lot better than when they were first invented. There may be something to this.

“reinvent the wheel”: waste a great deal of time or effort in creating something that already exists.

Well, finally someone got a handle on ‘re-inventing the wheel’. Well done.

Want to avoid paying taxes, legally? Just change you last name to Trump! Of course if everyone did that it would totally trash Trump’s proposed 2020 budget!

Yes! A Cro-Magnon wheel!

Well, why not? They had to ‘re-invent’ the Edsel – in a hurry, or Ford would have become a hysterical footnote.

Cool, low profile tires, and it’s a mag at that.

Better handling & faster acceleration, easier & quicker braking, sportier look.

Next step would be a longer axle and a second wheel.

“I didn’t reinvent the wheel. I invented a better wheel.”

Sir, your statement has no bearing - on this situation.

Appears much improved.